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Steven's Lair B&B, The Woodlands, Caribbean Bungalow

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1 bedroom
2 bathrooms
2 guests
2 nights minimum
Private Room
STEVEN'S LAIR is a four guestroom B&B located just 6 miles from The Woodlands Mall and the twin office towers of ExxonMobil Hughes Landing. We're not typical frou-frou. Rather we are welcoming, comfortable, and practical. Our vibe leans suitably business masculine, then we stirred in a little fun. Stephen’s Lair is part Bed & Breakfast Inn, part health club, part Grandma's house, and a dash of spending the night on the couch in your buddy’s man cave. Guy, gal, or couple, we just might be your kind of place. Our BED AND BREAKFAST INN is upstairs in a large 2-story home on the north side of The Woodlands. We’ve designed Stephen’s Lair for you to have open spaces for food preparation and dining, for comfortably relaxing, reading, or working out, or for watching big-screen HDTV with awesome t...STEVEN'S LAIR is a four guestroom B&B located just 6 miles from The Woodlands Mall and the twin office towers of ExxonMobil Hughes Landing. We're not typical frou-frou. Rather we are welcoming, comfortable, and practical. Our vibe leans suitably business masculine, then we stirred in a little fun. Stephen’s Lair is part Bed & Breakfast Inn, part health club, part Grandma's house, and a dash of spending the night on the couch in your buddy’s man cave. Guy, gal, or couple, we just might be your kind of place. Our BED AND BREAKFAST INN is upstairs in a large 2-story home on the north side of The Woodlands. We’ve designed Stephen’s Lair for you to have open spaces for food preparation and dining, for comfortably relaxing, reading, or working out, or for watching big-screen HDTV with awesome theater sound. This isn’t a hotel. It’s more relaxed, personable and fun. Air hockey or electronic darts? The aroma of coffee brewing to start your day? A complimentary homemade Texas buttermilk waffle with real butter and Log Cabin syrup? A shaken Cosmopolitan or fresh blended Pina Colada? Maybe a cold Shiner Bock, Texas' own craft beer, or a Corona w/a slice of fresh key lime. How about some warm, fresh-baked cookies before bed? We've got you covered on it all and more. And whenever you wish, you have the complete privacy of your own room to use your computer, watch some TV, or just rest. FYI, all our beds have been fitted with 3' of memory foam. Sweet dreams. The UPSTAIRS LOUNGE has Belgian waffle and coffee makers, a blender, and mini convection and microwave ovens. Homemade waffle batter, coffee and popcorn supplies, and cold bottled water are all complementary and available 24/7. The stereo system is loaded up with a selection of CDs and FM radio presets. If you wish to full-on cook, a high quality Samsung gas stove, the full kitchen and the dining area are waiting for you downstairs. A number of food and drink convenience selections are available reasonably priced, many are low-carb by design. Refrigerator-freezer and pantry space is shared both upstairs and down to store any food items you wish to purchase yourself. The LION'S DEN is our media room/exercise room/library. Pop-up a bowl of butter flavored popcorn, settle into a leather recliner seat, and put on a Blu-ray. The 57” Mitsubishi television has a super picture, and the Klipsch and Polk Audio speakers and sub-woofer theater sound is awesome. Choose a video from our library, watch HD cable TV, or stream HD video from NetFlix. Football and baseball games with the sound set to “Sports Stadium” look and sound fantastic. Maybe you’re a bit of an intellectual? You might wanna pull a book from our library and learn about who really killed President Kennedy. Our oldest volume is a first edition history of the Civil War that was published in 1865 and is over 1000 pages. And ladies, after you've brushed up a bit on U.S. tariff history, we've got some Nora Roberts and friends paperbacks for you. (Please don't tell if you catch one of us guys reading one.) Our selection of exercise equipment means you can run, bike, work on your core, or lift weights to stay healthy while you're here. Occasionally we reserve The Lion's Den for a football or baseball game; all our guests are welcome to view the game on the big screen together. The room may also be reserved for a guest’s massage session. BATHROOM FACILITIES consist of the upstairs 2-room suite and the half bath just to the right at the base of the stairs. The twin sink upstairs vanity area is designed for multi-person use, kinda like being at the health club. (Remember that Stephen’s Lair is limited to guests 21 years and above for an atmosphere of homogeneous maturity.) During the hours of 10 PM and 9 AM and when no female guests are present upstairs, just pajama pants or undershorts are acceptable dress for your morning routine. If a guest wishes full privacy at a vanity, the other bathroom with a single vanity is available. The shower and bath tub are in a separate room off the vanity area. The garden tub is great for Epsom salt soaks. The laundry room across the hall has a clothes washer & dryer, utility sink, irons and ironing boards; they're all complimentary. OTHER STUFF: We're on a corner, there's plenty of easy street parking. Our 100 mps internet service is delivered via a fiber optics infastructure. We have a dual band Wifi router downstairs and a WiFi extender upstairs. We use high quality anti-allergen filtration in our central A/C system. The Woodlands is an upscale community, order in for pizza to haute cuisine as you like. Steve and Stephanie, the owners, live in the master suite on the ground floor. They own two German Shepherds. I get regular hugs and kisses and take them with me running, but if you have a fear of dogs they may be an issue for you. The stairs are gated, Casper and Micah aren't allowed up in the Lair. OUR OTHER ROOMS: Click on 'See more' under 'About the owner'.More
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About the Owner
Karl D
Languages spoken:English, Spanish
Response Time:Within a few hours
Listed Since:January 2017
Interaction with guests
I (Karl) am usually available to show you how to use all the stuff, from the electronic dartboard to the best way to bake cookies in the convection oven. I'm also a health enthusiast and mix my own pre-workout shakes. Creatine, Citrulline, Muria Pauma, Leucine, Alpha GPC, and Oat Straw are some of the raw powders that exist in the Lair if you want to talk custom mixes. Dad was a PhD/university professor and mom a high school Spanish and English teacher so the teaching thing comes naturally.
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Amenities
Pets Allowed: No
Smoking Allowed: No
Kid Friendly: No
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Are there nightlife options close to this holiday rental? YesNoUnsure
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About the neighbourhood
We have convenience stores, fast food and gas at the subdivision entrance. Up to the freeway interchange and you'll find major banks, all 3 major Woodlands hospitals, WalMart, Costco, Kohl's, restaurants, etc. Willie's Ice House has a ton of beer on ice, good food, and a fun atmosphere if you've never been to one. If you want the top stores, The Woodlands Mall is about 10 minutes away. Tip: If you ask a Texan if someplace is close, keep in mind they think anything within around a half hour's drive is close. They kinda think big about everything. :)
How to get there
We are right off I-45 at SH-242, the north most Woodlands exit. The Woodlands is a tightly controlled, master-planned community; but it's not an incorporated city. Just 6 miles to The Woodlands town center, one drives through Shenandoah to get there. And even though the freeway exit is The Woodlands, our housing subdivision is just barely inside the city limits of Conroe. The actual city of Conroe proper is a short ways north up I-45 across the San Jacinto river. All this confuses the listing services. And pretty much everybody else who is new and not a local. George Bush Airport is close by. Hobby Airport, Jet Blue & Southwest, is south of downtown Houston and is about an hour down I-45.
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