After many years of traveling throughout Asia and Australia/NZ, this hotel has to be the worst dump that I have ever stayed in. I stayed in here for 2 nights in January 2013 and would consider it to be an average price for a mid-range hotel in India. However, Alleppey doesn't have much in the line of hotels in the town centre anyway, homestays are probably the best option. Anyway, I booked this about 5 months ago before the more recent bad reviews of this place started appearing. Every one of the recent reviews on Tripadvisor describe experiences similar to my own and are very true in my view. I get the impression that this may have been a decent hotel to stay in a few years back, but now it seems to be a place that is just short of money or under some interim management. The whole operation is very amateur, there are none of the facilities mentioned on their website such as business centre, fitness centre etc. actually there and their restaurant looked closed down - probably by the health inspectors! The majority of the staff seems to consist of a bunch of teenage boys who clearly have no experience of working in a hotel. Aside from the place being terrible, my experience actually makes for hilarious reading when I look back at it. Read on.....
On arrival, I was asked to provide a photocopy of my passport, they didn't have a photocopier or scanner of their own so one of the boys went off with my passport on a moped to get it photocopied elsewhere. When I was asked to pay, I was told that card payment was not possible only cash, which was fine, because they charged me the VAT free price.
Then one of the boys brought my case to the room carrying a glade air freshener spray in the other hand. When he opened the door there was a strong musty smell and he gave a few sprays of the can around the room and left. The room was old, the light fittings were hanging off the ceiling by the wires and and wallpaper was blistered and flaking off the walls. The bathroom was filthy, with a dirty stained and smelly toilet, greasy mirror and shower screen and the bedlinen was old and musty smelling. The big problem with this room was the shower didn't work and toilet wouldn't flush, so I was moved to a new room.
The next room although cleaner and had a balcony was better except for the toilet flushing mechanism was broken, so rather than complain again I just used the large bath wash bucket to flush the toilet. The bathroom had a rather dangerous makeshift light with wires pushed into the mains socket. But later on in the evening the rusty bathroom tap broke away from the mains pipe when I turned it soaking me completely and flooding the bathroom in the process. This was like a comedy sketch. So then while completely soaked, I was moved to another room, the same type of room only cleaner, all bathroom features working ok, except for the usual smelly toilet. But, no major mishaps to report from this room. The bed was uncomfortable, and the pillow had a stale smell off it.
Breakfast in this hotel was brought by one of the boys to your room and was just an omelet and bread with coffee. One day, the only bit of cutlery provided with it was a spoon. it's just not worth the effort asking them to bring the rest! No internet access available in the hotel. After two nights, I was glad to be gone from the place.
Overall recommendation - keep well clear of this dump.
- Official Description (provided by the hotel):
- We, the pioneers to create the state-of-the-art in Hospitality Industry in “Gods Own Country”, “Picasso Castle” build up with luxurious touch in the lap of the Punnamada Lake and in the Arabian Sea. Well furnished rooms with imported supplies to flock the global standards and spacious to get significance, while you share your imperial experience with us. ... more less
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- Also Known As:
- Picasso Castle Kerala/Alappuzha