Your waitstaff certainly need training. Do they know how to clear dirty tables? Simple orders and basic hospitality skills are apparently incomprehensible to them, a hot chocolate instead of a mocha, no apology for the mistake then the most awful, burnt, poorly made espresso shot was given to add to it. It's not difficult to make a shot of coffee that doesn't taste like the underside of my shoe but according to your staff I may as well have asked for the Holy Grail.
Asked for a breakfast burger with tomato and mayo. Heard the waitress give the order wrong. Had to call her back and recitfy this misunderstanding, because we all know how complicated condiments can be.
Eggs Benedict - don't do it. I say this as one human with a functional tongue to another. Citrus hollandaise? Thought it would be a delightfully hint-of-lemony salsa dance on the tastebuds but it was like life was not only giving me lemons but viciously hurling them at me and squeezing the remains on my escaping soul. Disgusting. Whoever thought that was a good idea needs to have a stern talking to because that was shameful. The whole thing was shameful.
Man oh man are you guys not getting recommended.
Also whichever waitress you have back there who giggles like a hyena forcefully laughing at a joke told by Mufasa needs to calm down. I know breakfast is the most important part of the day but it's not the bloody cirque de soleil love.
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