I love the River Club. Well, I love to be there. The owner and his family are great people, the staff is great. There was a time when the food was great, too. That time was long ago! So go there if you want to get a drink and enjoy the people and the wonderful views, but don't plan to go there for a meal. It will not fail to disappoint. Even a cobb salad can be ruined by too-old, cold chicken that tastes like (and has the texture of) a dirty dishrag.