If you wish to give your family the ultimate ghetto experience, then the Travel Lodge in Orlando is the place for you! Your kids can enjoy watching crack heads make "not so subtle" drug deals, learn to decorate with empty beer bottles, be stalked by local child molesters and take in the smells of vomit and urine all in one location. Every room provides the comforts of ghetto life which includes no microwave, no refrigerator, no clock, no radio, no doors on closets and no extra bedding. This motel provides all the danger necessary to truly experience what it is like to live on the streets by offering no working smoke alarms, locks that do not lock, faulty electrical wiring, and balconies that are easily accessible to local robbers. In regards to hygiene leave your soap and shampoo at home because all showers are dirtier than you. And each bathroom comes with its own brand of filth whether that that be cob webs, various molds or dead insects. Also the sink faucets actually fall apart in your hand as you turn them on. Don’t forget to enjoy the overall ambiance of the poor life as you walk by homeless people sleeping and begging on the streets, view the large garden pots filled with cigarette butts, listen to the loud music and slamming doors during all hours of the night. Experience true need as the “not so friendly” staff ignores each and every request. So come on, get out of those suburbs and take in the sights and sounds of the ghetto, visit the Orlando Travel Lodge today!
• Not responsible for loss of luggage, personal injury or the results of a drive by shooting.
R.Monahan Freeport, Maine
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- Also Known As:
- Orlando Centroplex Travelodge Hotel Orlando
- Travelodge Orlando
- Orlando Travel Lodge
- Orlando Travelodge