OK in a nutshell - The food here is basically inedible, perhaps because they don't use conventional ovens - they have microwaves with a grilling/oven function and all the food on the massive menu is delivered from a central laboratory and is designed to be cooked by that process - from frozen. So basically don't order anything that can't be cooked in this way as they will still attempt to cook it that way regardless. For example: Nachos - who can ruin them? Well the Woodman can - they are grilled and served with the top ones burnt and all the rest of them cold and what little cheese there is for some illogical reason not melted at all. All the food is strange. I'm not asking for the World - just something edible. Also a passing familiarity with the wines on offer would help - ask for a bottle from the menu and someone will just grab the bottle nearest to them and give it to you. Suspect most of the staff to be on minimum wage so I'm not really blaming them, if a company wants to charge inflated prices for disturbing food it's not the fault of the poor people take the flack for serving it. Perhaps as with some restaurants who operate a ByoB policy, perhaps the Woodman could operate a ByoF policy as the interior is pleasant enough and we could all come and enjoy ourselves with a takeaway?