First things first, the weather is incredible. Amazing even.
I am astounded as to how much of a fantastic job you have done with your marketing and website, it looks nothing like this in real life, you should work for the guys that do the McDonald's television advertisements, I feel like I have just opened a Big Mac and it looks like road kill. I shall call you Le David Copperfield, how to pull dog poo out of a hat.
How you guys have been able to build such a dilapidated, uncomfortable, unhelpful establishment in one of the most beautiful parts of the world is amazing.
Our room - wow! Thank you for the kind offer of using the previous tenants soap, I'm pretty sure I'll pass on that. However I love what you've done with the mould on the walls, it's a lovely touch.
Breakfast- the selection, was spectacular. The French Riviera is known for its amazing food and wine, stale croissants and a water bath to cook your own eggs, I'm sure you will have a Michelin star in the near future. Also if I ask for a spoon I'd prefer not to be given a used one from someone's else today, I know you guys are into sharing (the soap) but I'd prefer not to get a cold sore thanks.
Your staff are incredibly kind, disinterested and unhelpful. Whatever local circus you have got them from must be very unhappy to have lost them to you. We asked them to make bookings for us at restaurants they were able to somehow make them for the wrong day or not at all.
If you know of anywhere I can rent a car please reply as I'd like to sleep in the back of it tonight.
Well that's all from me, I'll be sitting in the urine filled pool if you need me, I have just seen the lifeguard pick his nose and eat it, tres bien.
The skid mark of the riviera.
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- The club Delcloy *** is located on the legendary Sain-Jean-Cap-Ferrat peninsula in the Baie des Fourmie. A huge garden overlooking the sea, surronded by superb villas and an outdoor heated pool for all the family. The Club offers sporting activities, entertainments, body massages to enjoy your holidays in South of France. Spacious and confortables rooms are fully renovated. ... more less
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