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Diamond Strip Newcastle
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Reviewed 22 May 2017

went as a group for a hen party, it does nt say but its actually a strip club up an ally. The food was shocking and the cocktail was served warm in a plastic cup, the dream boys were nt much crack and lacked enthusiasm, they did try and get all the brides up and we did have a good night, that was down to the company i was with not the show, several girls who smoke commented on the rats outside, we were out of the venue by 9.30 as the cleaner had already started to clean up ready for the strip club opening.

Date of experience: May 2017
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Reviewed 19 March 2017 via mobile

Would never go back!!! Visited for hen do for dreamboys!! Started at 630 we were left waiting in a dumpy alie full of lasses which were full of rats which was canny traumatising as you could imagine everyone was screaming there heads off eventually got in got set instructions what not to do the room was tiny cramped with chairs had the drag queen mainly and was boring as out dreamboys did 1 show each and even that wasn't up to much would never go back what a joke the place is

Date of experience: March 2017
3  Thank abbie_m8
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Reviewed 19 March 2017 via mobile

First of all even tho we paid for the silver package and shouldnt of queued we had to que. Seating is like being sat in school assembly with chairs. No tables. The food is awful!!! Burnt cheap pizza, quiche, sandwiches all cheap nasty food. The boys are on for about 1hrs in total and the drag queen run the show really. She was good. There was a 15min break but we decided not to go back in. The club it gave u access to was next door and it was a dive. Also we saw a rat in the alleyway whilst waiting for dream boys. I wouldnt go again.

Date of experience: March 2017
3  Thank GemmaG920
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Reviewed 21 February 2017 via mobile

What a total disappointment. Been to a couple of these shows, different venues always enjoyable.
This one was dire.
Firstly, the compares, Emma Roids and her mate (forgot the name)......... Awful. I was really looking forward to a good laugh. All they done was mime to a couple of songs each. Throw their fake football boobs into the crowd so the audience could throw them back and then she would "accidentally" not manage to catch them in her top, that lasted about 5 minutes. A 5 yr old may have enjoyed that bit. There were no jokes, no banter with the audience nothing.
Now onto the guys. Absolutely gorgeous looking, stunning. But that's as far as my compliment can go. To start with there were only 3 of them!!! There was barely any dancing, just a prance about, few suggestive push ups and that was about it. They did get the hens up and do the usual things, but it would have been nice if they actually looked like they wanted to be there.
They honestly looked like they were thinking "good god why am I here"
Our bride to be enjoyed it (her first strip show) so that was the main thing I suppose. But all in all I thought it was utter crap.
Oh and the guest list your put onto for tiger tiger. This is a good 10 min up hill walk (cobble streets and high heels included) and the cabs outside diamonds won't take you, saying not worth their while.

Date of experience: February 2017
3  Thank Wallyjumblats1
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Reviewed 25 October 2016

Went there this weekend to see The Dream Boys for a friends hen do. Firstly Diamonds is a seedy strip joint and not the plush club as stated on the Dream Boys website. We were led into a bar which basically stank of sweaty feet. Absolutely disgusting. Then we were let into the showroom which was basically a room with a small stage at the front, plastic white chairs crammed into rows....not quite the set up shown on the video. The free cocktail was either sex on the beach or some blue concoction, name of which I cant remember, served in a plastic glass. The buffet for those who chose to have it (The vile smell had put me off eating anything served in that venue) was pretty much inedible. At the end there were a lot of plates under seats full of uneaten food. The entertainment was 70% drag queen who was quite funny to be fair and 30% dream boys. There was 3 dream boys who all came on individually in different outfits and pretty much did the same routine. One of which was on the stage texting!!!! I couldnt believe that was the actual show, I thought it was just the warm up. No big dance routines that you would expect. The meet and greet at the end wasn't as expected. You had to get someone in another group to take a photo of you with the dreamboys. No professional photographer that you would normally get at such an event. The dreamboys themselves didn't appear particularly interested in this part at all. Overall a big disappointment and nothing like the video on their website. I have previously seen The Thunder from Down Under in Las Vegas, now that was how to put on a fun and entertaining strip show and they didn't even have to show their bits to get a scream. Having seen this I would no way be tempted in seeing the Dream Boys on tour if this is a taster of the show they put on. Simply amateur.

Date of experience: October 2016
2  Thank rachelsT5877KZ
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