The cock islands!

Like NZ adopted the kiwi as their national bird, it seems that Rarotonga and Aitutaki adopted the rooster who became wild. These pests are all over the islands. Since predawn, you have about 5 of them near your window competing who's the loudest. How can anyone sleep with this raucous or have a quiet day?

Ironically, at least on Aitutaki there's only frozen poultry with no expiry date; here is an idea.

By the way, the predawn thing is just a misconception. It's a chain reaction across the island during the whole day.…