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Dick's Last Resort

₹₹ - ₹₹₹American,
406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
+1 210-224-0026
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  • Excellent22%
  • Very good28%
  • Average21%
  • Poor12%
  • Terrible17%
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“decent food” (7 reviews)
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American, Bar
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406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
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Reviewed 5 days ago via mobile

My husband, myself and our kids ate here and it was hilarious. You pay for crap service but it's a fun time anyway. My kids had a great time and loved the strawberry milk. The food is good as well. We are planning on returning!

Thank Amanda M
Reviewed 6 days ago via mobile

food was really good even though our waiter was a little slow catching on. We only had appetizers but they tasted pretty darn good.

Thank Jaylene S
Reviewed 1 week ago

We waited for a table about 20 minutes. A table was open and didn't understand why we couldn't be seated there. Later, we were seated at the open table. Very confusing and frustrating.I was appalled when the server came to the table and threw silverware...More

Thank Ellen38
Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

March 11/ 3:45. NO STARS Told they were not seating until 4:10. Went to the bar. RUDE bartender. Helped himself to my husband’s change from our drink order. Finally seated at 5:00. Rude little girl at the upstairs hostess stand. When I gave her our...More

Thank Karen F
Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

We hadn't been to Dick's in quite a while and decided to eat there on a very busy Saturday night. We had to wait for a while for a table for 6 but it wasn't too bad. Waiter was great and food was good.

Thank Jonfo1969
Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

Drinks were very expensive! ($24 for a margarita) and watered down. Food was also expensive and small portions.

Thank jdf38
Reviewed 1 week ago

We had a great balcony table overlooking the river. That was nice. Nice ended there. We are an older couple. It started with paper hats with remarks written on them, his said essentially "can't get it up" mine was a reference to my "boobs." Waitress...More

Thank bonniekm
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Be prepared..... The servers come acroos rude but they really aren't. It's like a dinner show.. The food is great, staff and entertainment is great! Highly recommend. If you are easily offended...then you will not like this place but Go with an open mind and...More

Thank Janette P
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Friends invited us to try this location, which is well known for the verbal abuse the waiters give patrons. Ask for napkins and they're likely to rain down on your table when the servers throw them your way. The later it is, the more humiliating...More

Thank swpr0f
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Great food, great fun! If you are uptight and a clean freak this is not the place for you. We were able to share the appetizer platter and a barbecue platter. It was plenty of food for all of us. My favorite was the fried...More

Thank Michelle D
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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
  • Value
Average prices
US$ 20 - US$ 30
American, Bar
Lunch, Dinner, After-hours, Drinks
Restaurant features
Takeout, Reservations, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Street Parking, Television, Highchairs Available, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Accepts American Express, Accepts Mastercard, Accepts Visa, Accepts Discover, Accepts Credit Cards
Dining Style
Casual Dining
Good for
Groups, View, Bar Scene
Open Hours
11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: 406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
  • Location: United States  >  Texas (TX)  >  San Antonio
  • Phone Number: +1 210-224-0026
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!
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