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Dick's Last Resort

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American, Bar
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406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502 (Navarro)
+1 210-224-0026
11:00 - 01:00
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Sun - Thu 11:00 - 01:00
Fri - Sat 11:00 - 02:00
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Las Vegas
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204 reviews
107 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 71 helpful votes
5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 6 days ago NEW

This is great place to have drinks and foods and enjoy the riverwalk and the people and boats as they go bye. The waiters are as funny as they can get away with. Be prepared to laugh and also get joked on.

Thank Greatplacesnv
Phenix City, Alabama
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18 reviews
13 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 2 helpful votes
5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 6 days ago NEW via mobile

Don't go here expecting the typical dining experience. The host is nice but that's where it ends. The wait staff is rude but it's ok to be rude back at them being part of the game The menu is on a chalkboard on the wall. The food is really good offering gator bites as an appetizer.

Thank qhorne62
Austin, Texas
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119 reviews
57 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 23 helpful votes
3 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 1 week ago

Finally took our kids here for lunch (ages 13 and 14). The servers are known for being "rude" and make everyone wear funny hats. It's really fun, but not really appropriate for younger kids. Most of the labels on the hats have sexual references. I'm sure it's much worse at night. It was a good laugh though. Food was probably... More 

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1 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

Visited this place cuz I heard it was a fun experience. But that's just it....it's all about the insulting and offensive hats. That's it! The food was absolutely the worst I have EVER had, and I've traveled and eaten at many different restaurants in many cities. What a disappointment! If I wanted wanted canned corn and bland white rice, I... More 

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San Antonio, Texas
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12 reviews
3 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 8 helpful votes
1 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 2 weeks ago

We had heard of this place and thought we would give it a try. We had a couple of 80 year old seniors with us, so it quickly turned out to be a horrible idea. We asked for a menu because the one on the ceiling is a bit hard to read. They acted like someone had kicked them. We... More 

Thank Wilbert Q
Waco, Texas
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6 reviews
1 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 2 weeks ago

I am by no means frugal when it comes to restaurants, but this place was the worst. They have no prices on the menu for adult beverages. We ordered two margaritas, one mango and one sunrise. Little did we know they would come in a big glass that we would end up taking home and the cost was $23.00. If... More 

Thank Funtimegirls
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67 reviews
31 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 38 helpful votes
4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 3 weeks ago

We've stopped at one of these placed in other cities. The staff here were really better than average I thought. They were witty & funny, but not over the top rude. We had a great time - thanks!

Thank rachelj5
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26 reviews
15 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 3 helpful votes
5 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

Best place on the Riverwalk to eat and party the whole night. Great menue crazy waiters funny paperhats with nice quotes. Not for picky people.

Thank Stefan H
Management response:

YAY!! Glad you had a great time, hope to see you again soon! Thanks, David Swann General Manager More 

Kingsland, Georgia
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21 reviews
13 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 3 helpful votes
1 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 3 weeks ago

We knew what the theme of the restaurant was prior to going. We did not expect the following,dirty tables,floors, cold food, tough steaks that could no be cut. The restaurant should be shut down. I would not order a bag of pretzels from them, if they sold them.

Thank dave b
Laguna Vista
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17 reviews
14 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 4 helpful votes
2 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

Ok so this was my first time ever to Dick's and will probably be my last. We were a party of 5 girls and I already knew what to expect as far as the waitstaff goes, but the food was horrible. We ordered the nachos as an appetizer but we didn't want the chili on them, so you would've thought... More 

Thank TxFoodie78
Management response:

I am very sorry to hear that you did not enjoy your food during your visit. I would hope that we did our best while you were here to correct those issues. We strive to serve a quality product and can only fix what we know about so thank you for the review. We will be looking into the issues... More 

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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
    3 of 5 bubbles
    3 of 5 bubbles
  • Value
    2.5 of 5 bubbles
    3.5 of 5 bubbles
Average prices
US$ 20 - US$ 30
American, Bar
Lunch, Dinner, After-hours, Drinks
Restaurant features
Takeout, Reservations, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Street Parking, Television, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Accepts American Express, Accepts Mastercard, Accepts Visa, Accepts Discover, Highchairs Available
Dining Style
Casual Dining
Good for
Groups, View, Bar Scene
Open Hours
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 02:00
11:00 - 02:00
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: 406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
  • Location: United States  >  Texas (TX)  >  San Antonio
  • Phone Number: +1 210-224-0026
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!

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