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Granny`s House Madiera Cuisine

Estrada Monumental, Funchal, Madeira 9000, Portugal
+351 917 851 249
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  • Excellent6%
  • Very good11%
  • Average16%
  • Poor22%
  • Terrible45%
4 weeks ago
“Worst Meal of the Week”
14 Dec 2017
“Worst food all week”
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European, Portuguese
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Estrada Monumental, Funchal, Madeira 9000, Portugal
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Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

By far the worst experience in madeira. We made a mistake which was not reading the previous reviews before trying this place. It we had read them, we wouldn't have tried it. Any way we tried pizza and it didn't taste like a pizza. I...More

1  Thank Khaled A
Reviewed 4 weeks ago via mobile

First no one saw us when we came, then we ordered the food. It was BAD! My dad got an onion soup, or what we call it onion and oil. My mother ordered fish soup, or we can call it undefinable with red. The food...More

1  Thank Tist01
Reviewed 4 weeks ago

Started by having to carry our drinks from the front gate down a set of steps and then up a set of stairs. The room was cold which did not help with the meals being not particularly hot either. The meal was very basic and...More

1  Thank Cecil L
Reviewed 14 December 2017

Started by been given shot glass full of maderia wine then had to carry it down lots of stairs to entrance where there was no one to shown you to table, we could here voices upstairs so went up, place quite empty we should have...More

2  Thank maureenlogan
Reviewed 8 December 2017 via mobile

Visited tonight. Had three course tourist menu. Soup served hot with crusty roll, bit tasteless. I had tuna steak, served luke warm with cold rice and veg. Caramel pudding was ok. Was only €10 but got much better food elsewhere.

1  Thank Helen-9999
Reviewed 1 December 2017 via mobile

The food was barely eatable and the service was extremely poor. Not even cheap, the pizza cost over 10€.

1  Thank Martin K
Reviewed 17 November 2017

We were actually going to visit another restaurant along the road when the doorman persuaded us to visit,I left most of my salad starter,then to my dismay my main meal consisted of the same salad with some rice and three lamb chops added, again ate...More

1  Thank snaps57
Reviewed 15 November 2017

I had the most expensive steak on the menu which was tough and chewy, my wife had the half of chicken which turned out to be dry and tasteless. The best thing about the meal was the house wine - red. We made our complaint...More

1  Thank REvenden
Reviewed 1 November 2017

We spotted this restaurant early in our holiday and from the outside it looked lovely. The man on the street who encouraged us to come in was friendly and so we promised to go back later in the holiday. How we wish we hadn't! The...More

1  Thank TWalters161170
Reviewed 1 November 2017 via mobile

We went to Granny’s twice during our stay in Madeira. We chose to have pizzas from a wide menu, which were delicious however the second time we went they were overloaded with cheese which was a bit off putting. Staff good but not over friendly....More

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Reservations, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Highchairs Available, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar
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  • Address: Estrada Monumental, Funchal, Madeira 9000, Portugal
  • Location: Europe  >  Portugal  >  Madeira Islands  >  Madeira  >  Funchal
  • Phone Number: +351 917 851 249
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