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Schillerstr. 28 | 60313 Frankfurt am Main, 60313 Frankfurt, Hesse, Germany
+49 69 27290171
11:00 - 23:00
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Sun 12:00 - 22:00
Mon - Sat 11:00 - 23:00
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Paris, France
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19 reviews
8 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 25 helpful votes
2 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

There's so much going on in the world of burger right now and Die Kuh die lacht just didn't manage to compete. Tasteless meat, oily sauce on the burger (looked like mayo, not sure), crumbly fries. Also, the place is dingy and lacks any charm. Sorry, I wouldn't recommend it.

Thank Schmalko
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75 reviews
37 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 19 helpful votes
4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 1 week ago

Visited place and chain for the first time. Fresh and tasty burgers. Service acceptable and friendly waiters.

Thank 66-Route
Frankfurt, Germany
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36 reviews
13 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 12 helpful votes
3 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 23 December 2016

It was not my first time in this restaurant. The food is good, but the service is always poor. After a long wait to get noticed and get the menu, I had a steak with chips in a barbecue sauce. The sauce came when I had eaten 2/3 of my steak. Then also a long waiting time to get the... More 

Thank Thalesapp
Stavanger, Norway
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21 reviews
15 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 2 helpful votes
2 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 19 December 2016

The evening I visited this place may have been an exception (I hope so) but the service was terrible due to understaffing (the wait staff were friendly but were desperately overworked, this is a management problem). It took about 15 minutes to get the menu and another 30 minutes before the order was taken. 30 minutes before the burger appeared.... More 

Thank 972Ben
Frankfurt, Germany
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376 reviews
157 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 93 helpful votes
4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 6 December 2016 via mobile

Unexpectedly good The actually were, with some unexpected choices on the menu, a fast service and decent space around you. Ideal for a quick lunch.

Thank Fabian K
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43 reviews
22 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 4 helpful votes
3 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 24 October 2016 via mobile

2nd visit, similar experience. Friendly but somewhat slow service although the place wasn't crowded as it was around 2pm. Nice location. Built my own burger with one patty (medium, which was surely hard to pull off as they are rather thin) tomatoes, avocado, mayo and Dijon mustard. Too much mustard, but ok. Buns are fluffy and fresh. The lemonade with... More 

Thank Jay_Maybe
Hamburg, Germany
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42 reviews
13 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 36 helpful votes
4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 1 October 2016

I had a double patty burger (don't remember the menu name) which was pretty good. It was maybe a bit too done for me but others may be happy about that. I tried the seitan patty too, and this was also good. And you can have any burger with a choice of veg patties instead of the beef. The fries... More 

Thank David_at_large
Mannheim, Germany
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149 reviews
27 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 31 helpful votes
4 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 18 September 2016

There is vegan options which is why I like them. when we came was nearly everything reserved which I did not like but eventually we got a seat. Service was OK and the food good.

Thank Matilda F
Naples, Italy
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86 reviews
45 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 76 helpful votes
3 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 15 August 2016

I've been often there for lunch, and today again. Burgers quality is constantly good and prices are reasonable. As always, the service is very slow: ages to get the menus, to order, to get the meals, to pay, even though the restaurant does not seem to be understaffed. I would definitely go back because their burgers are excellent, except if... More 

Thank Sanvean76
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36 reviews
26 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 8 helpful votes
2 of 5 bubbles Reviewed 7 August 2016 via mobile

good service with nice theme in decor, but patty is so dry. fries are thick and smooth, sauces are fantastic, but the patty... it lets so much down.

Thank Isabel K

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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
    4 of 5 bubbles
    3.5 of 5 bubbles
  • Value
    3.5 of 5 bubbles
    3.5 of 5 bubbles
Average prices
US$ 6 - US$ 10
Steakhouse, American, Vegan Options, Vegetarian Friendly
Lunch, Dinner, After-hours
Restaurant features
Takeout, Reservations, Seating, Waitstaff, Highchairs Available, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol
Good for
Child-friendly, Kids
Open Hours
12:00 - 22:00
11:00 - 23:00
11:00 - 23:00
11:00 - 23:00
11:00 - 23:00
11:00 - 23:00
11:00 - 23:00
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: Schillerstr. 28 | 60313 Frankfurt am Main, 60313 Frankfurt, Hesse, Germany
  • Location: Europe  >  Germany  >  Hesse  >  Frankfurt>  > Innenstadt
  • Neighbourhood: Innenstadt
  • Phone Number: +49 69 27290171

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  • Do you have gluten-free options?
  • Is there a dress code?
  • Do you allow dogs on the outdoor patio?