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Der Clochard

Detlev-Bremer-Str. 42, Hamburg, Germany
+49 40 316961
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  • Excellent23%
  • Very good32%
  • Average29%
  • Poor5%
  • Terrible11%
8 Aug 2017
“The best kind of dump”
16 Mar 2016
“An experience”
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12:00 AM - 11:59 PMAll hours
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Detlev-Bremer-Str. 42, Hamburg, Germany
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Reviewed 8 August 2017

It's scary in here, filthy, the German service borders on hostile and the smoking area has chicken wire to stop stray condoms from the brothel above. That being said, a beer is 2 euros and the jukebox is great, plus the locals are delightfully eccentric....More

Thank Jay S
Reviewed 16 March 2016

if it's rough, mental, sleazy beers you want, this place is for you. It really is an experience, good luck.

Thank Andy G
Reviewed 18 February 2016

Except that this one guy tried to sell us drugs at the ClockHard it's an ok place. He was thrown out quickly by the stadd. Very dirty and old, but it's cheap and we met some nice people there. Worth a visit, but probably not...More

Thank jaxx666
Reviewed 26 June 2012

This used to be my old haunt in Hamburg in the good old days around 2000/2001! Having recently returned to Hamburg after a nine year absence I simply had to go back to see if it's changed to the better... or the worse! Overall the...More

1  Thank Papillon73
Reviewed 9 February 2009

This place is absolutely awesome. The headbangers ballroom is overpriced and not worth it. I met so many great people here the night before Wacken, from Canada, U.S., Norway, Sweden. The bartenders were great, spoke English well. They even gave me quite a lot of...More

4  Thank zachms
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Restaurant Details

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Open Hours
Sunday
12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
Monday
12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
Tuesday
12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
Wednesday
12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
Thursday
12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
Friday
12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
Saturday
12:00 AM - 11:59 PM
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: Detlev-Bremer-Str. 42, Hamburg, Germany
  • Location: Europe  >  Germany  >  Hamburg>  > St. Pauli
  • Neighbourhood: St. Pauli
  • Phone Number: +49 40 316961
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