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The Mock Turtle

Place Page 4 Pool Valley, Brighton BN1 1NJ, England
+44 1273 327380
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  • Excellent37%
  • Very good32%
  • Average11%
  • Poor14%
  • Terrible6%
Travellers talk about
“scones” (103 reviews)
“welsh rarebit” (22 reviews)
“tomato soup” (4 reviews)
Open Now
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM Hours
Cafe, British, Vegetarian Friendly, Gluten Free Options
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Place Page 4 Pool Valley, Brighton BN1 1NJ, England
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1 - 10 of 312 reviews

Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Went in for breakfast with 4 waitresses and not a pack morning. Took a while for them to serve drinks and the toast wasn't really good although it's home made. The coffee and home brew tea are a waste. Purely tourist trap.

Thank AMFM M
Reviewed 4 weeks ago

A comfortable tea parlor with 2 rooms by the window . We arrived on a rainy afternoon and felt comforted once inside. There are so many dishes and desserts to choose from (the desserts are on display so that you have time to consider them)....More

Thank Paul S
Reviewed 13 May 2018

We visited yesterday - the tables are sticky and need cleaning (properly). Having seen another table being cleaned just before we left with a filthy sponge, which needs bleaching or discarding I'm not surprised the tables are sticky. The floor could do with a good...More

1  Thank lesleyac
Reviewed 30 April 2018

Let me say first of all, I am a champion of the full British breakfast, I have eaten them all over these wonderful Islands of ours for many years. Sunday morning 11.30 on holiday in Brighton looking for somewhere to eat, certainly didn’t fancy fish...More

Thank derek s
Reviewed 17 April 2018 via mobile

Moody and sullen waitress with bad English took our order. I specifically said if the scones weren’t baked today I’ll have something else. Waitress hurriedly went “yes yes” and went off to get our stuff. My scone and my friend’s ginger cake came back microwaved...More

1  Thank Rem S
Reviewed 17 April 2018

Popped in for tea the other day and was pleasantly surprised that the Moch Turtle was still providing a good afternoon tea and rarebit. I recommend the Buck Rarebit and the squigglies.

Thank MrStuffy65
Reviewed 15 April 2018

Me and my partner stayed in Brighton back July 2017 we passed this place and decided to have breakfast here before heading home on our final morning. We were the first in I think that morning as it was early and we were the only...More

Thank David0ff82
Reviewed 14 April 2018 via mobile

Called in for a little breakfast, not my first visit and never disappoints, well worth a visit, proper plates, cups and saucers, knives and forks, apart from the napkins not a disposal item in sight, well done.

Thank Derek F
Reviewed 10 April 2018 via mobile

What a fab bar/restaurant, very eclectic and characterful. We only went for breakfast, so no alcohol but excellent tea and coffee and a most delicious cooked breakfast and beautifully presented and very inexpensive. Oh, must mention the excellent service as well. We would definitely go...More

Thank Non M
Reviewed 4 April 2018

Very traditional tea room, but in a nice way, quaint décor, a huge number of teapots too. Loose leaf tea was a treat, excellent soya milk hot chocolate, good range of savoury snacks/light meals. You really should try a donut, take a good appetite with...More

Thank Spiralarm123
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Response from markhebbelinck | Reviewed this property |
no but there's good wifi coverage of the city of brighton
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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
  • Value
Breakfast, Lunch, Brunch
Restaurant features
Takeout, Seating, Waitstaff, Reservations, Highchairs Available
Good for
Child-friendly, Kids
Open Hours
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: Place Page 4 Pool Valley, Brighton BN1 1NJ, England
  • Location: Europe  >  United Kingdom (UK)  >  England  >  East Sussex  >  Brighton and Hove  >  Brighton
  • Phone Number: +44 1273 327380
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