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    The Oyster Smack Inn

    112 Station Road, Burnham-on-Crouch CM0 8HR, England
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    Overview
    • Excellent49%
    • Very good27%
    • Average13%
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    “oysters” (49 reviews)
    “pork belly” (5 reviews)
    “car park” (10 reviews)
    Free Wifi
    Free Parking
    Breakfast included
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    1 - 5 of 172 reviews

    Reviewed 1 week ago

    Obviously newly refurbished, but I was surprised by the lack of a cooked breakfast option on Monday & Tuesday. Burnham on Crouch is lovely, but as I was there for a wedding, I probably didn't do it justice. Also, I didn't have a chance to...More

    Thank Peter O
    Reviewed 1 week ago

    Tidy clean room, fairly basic but good value. Good food in the restaurant. Sort of motel style with room out the back but very quiet and easy access. Bathroom again simple but clean and functional with good shower

    Thank Chris B
    Reviewed 2 weeks ago

    I had room 9 which has a kingsize bed and a roll top bath. The room was clean but nothing special and the towels adequate, not white fluffy wholesome towels. This room was £160...I expected more. The pillows were terrible all lumpy, so just by...More

    Thank kim p
    Reviewed 22 June 2017

    It's an in high street 12 room pub become a guest house/ restaurant. 6 rooms in the building and 6 in connected extension at the rear. Parking is tight, but if you are in the extension rooms you park next to the room, motel style....More

    Thank furtherwick
    Reviewed 10 June 2017 via mobile

    Went out for dinner with friends, 9 in total. Had a lovely round table which is far more sociable. Food was great, devilled kidneys were scrummy. Everyone was happy with their meal and they even adjusted a chicken dish to suit our friends taste.

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    About
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    Amenities
    • Top amenities
    • Free Parking
    • Restaurant
    • Free High Speed Internet ( WiFi )
    • Breakfast included
    • Hotel Amenities
    • Free Parking
    • Breakfast included
    • Banquet Room
    • Conference Facilities
    • Breakfast Available
    • Things to do
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    • Price range
    • US$ 89 - US$ 169 (Based on Average Rates for a Standard Room)
    • Hotel class
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    • Non-Smoking Rooms ,
    • Accessible rooms ,
    • Kitchenette ,
    • Family Rooms
    • Number of rooms
    • 10
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    • Essex >
    • Burnham-on-Crouch
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    • The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-On-Crouch
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    "If you have mobility problems hotel not a good idea...outside rooms better."
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