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    The Oyster Smack Inn

    112 Station Road, Burnham-on-Crouch CM0 8HR, England
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    • Excellent47%
    • Very good26%
    • Average14%
    • Poor9%
    • Terrible4%
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    “oysters” (54 reviews)
    “pork belly” (5 reviews)
    “car park” (10 reviews)
    Free Wifi
    Free Parking
    Breakfast included
    Non-Smoking Hotel
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    Pets Allowed
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    4.0 Star Hotel
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    1 - 5 of 182 reviews

    Reviewed 6 days ago

    Although this hostelry is acceptable in terms of comfort and service in general, I was very displeased by the way that an error in calculating our bill was dealt with. Apparently we were undercharged by the trivial amount of £7.70. We were unaware of this...More

    Thank Steve H
    Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

    My brother and I reserved two rooms. My brother had travelled from abroad and I had driven 300 miles to see our very ill father. We played 220 for 2 rooms for one night, that's not including breakfast. We got back later in the evening...More

    Thank guy k
    Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 2 weeks ago

    Guy K I am sorry you found your room cold, I understand you paid £110 per room per night which did not include breakfast as you booked through booking.com, if you had booked directly with us (over the phone) or via our web site you...More

    Reviewed 15 October 2017 via mobile

    We booked this online as were going to a wedding and would be out all day returning at midnight. We were originally told could not book in till 1430 but as we had to be at wedding at 1230 this was not going to work....More

    Thank Paul S
    Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 2 weeks ago

    Paul s Check in is 2pm, if the room is clean before then we can let you have access to it I don't really see what the problem with that is, I know i am happy if i go to a hotel and my room...More

    Reviewed 11 October 2017

    We went to the Oyster on spec with a party of five people and four dogs. My partner went in ahead to enquire if it would be ok to bring four dogs in. They couldn't have been more charming or helpful. They set up a...More

    Thank TOTTY3
    Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 2 weeks ago

    Thanks for the great review, see you again soon.

    Reviewed 2 October 2017 via mobile

    Read a lot of bad reviews on this site about the oyster smack, some really bad criticism! Have to totally disagree. My wife and I stayed on 1/10/17 for one night for a local wedding. If you want 5* no it's not, if you want...More

    Thank kcjc2016
    Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 2 weeks ago

    Thanks for the review, i agree we do not advertise as a 5* establishment we are a restaurant with rooms.

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    "If you have mobility problems hotel not a good idea...outside rooms better."
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