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    The Slimmeria Retreat

    Hye House Royal Oak Lane | Royal Oak Lane, Crowhurst, Battle TN33 9BX, England
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    Reviewed 12 July 2016 via mobile

    I was a guest for 26 days beginning mid June 2016 and lost 27 pounds and 15 total inches from my chest, waist and hips. I had four weeks of diverse guests and experiences, and titled the review "tough love" because from my month of...More

    6  Thank Tricia M
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 17 August 2016

    Dear Friend, you were indeed with us for 26 days and you worked yourself to your limits on just about every single one of them. Your determination to achieve your goals, we'd say was a resounding success resulting in a 1lb a day weight loss...More

    Reviewed 4 July 2016

    I apologise if this is a long review, but a lot happened in a short time. First, the good: *The building and part of the world Slimeria is in is really lovely. I stayed in the garden suite, and it was really nice. I took...More

    13  Thank Tina H
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 10 September 2016

    Dear Guest, What a great result you achieved, 6 days week. However, you have sold yourself short, on looking at your form, you actually lost 11.5lbs here in 6 days, not 9.5lbs! So very well done. You have raised a lot of points, which we...More

    Reviewed 5 June 2016 via mobile

    Surprised 7lb over a weekend loss. Loved the exercise. Reduction in food really hard but shows we can all reduce rubbish. Very pleased as everyone was with the result. Most lots nearly a stone in a week which was unreal 😊More

    2  Thank virtue2016
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 16 June 2016

    Dear Friend, You're so right, it's amazing what we can do without; and how fabulous that you recognise this after such a short stay with us. You were such fun to have around, threw yourself into the programme and definitely reaped the rewards. A fantastic...More

    Reviewed 29 May 2016

    This is the 7th visit to slimmeria now and I have to say its like coming home.Each time I revisit there are many people there that I know that have come for "maintenance" or to de-stress from daily life..I have never seen anyone that is...More

    2  Thank yummyamanda
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 2 June 2016

    Dear Guest, That's all we hope for our clients along with their success on our programme, of course! Many thanks for your kind comments. We are always pleased to see you. Take care, the Slimmeria Team.

    Reviewed 17 May 2016 via mobile

    If rapid, significant weight loss is your only aim, then Slimmeria will work for you and you will no doubt leave happy. A 400 calorie a day controlled diet and four hours plus exercise a day pretty much guarantees this. Many Trip Advisor clients will...More

    14  Thank julie_blagden
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 21 May 2016

    Dear Guest, We're pleased to read how you agree that our programme works and how your peers during your stay with us are such an important factor. The team spirit and camaraderie is always such a great support tool here. We shall pass on your...More

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    Response from Jo H | Reviewed this property |
    I put on 4lbs after a few weeks at home which i expected because I wasn't going to continue having 400 Cals a day. However, the most valuable thing I took away was that I can survive on a lot less food than I thought. As a... More
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    Response from Tina H | Reviewed this property |
    They give you about 400-450 Cal's per day. Typical day= hot water with lemon 1 extremely thin slice of apple, walk, fruit juice, exercise class followed by yoga. Lunch -salad, mainly cabbage. Fruit in afternoon is the... More
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    Response from Viera L | Reviewed this property |
    You better contact Slimmeria direct because prices vary according to the time of the year. In January and February they have cheap deals. I paid over £500 p.w. In a room which I had to share with another person.
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    "The rooms are not serviced; you are on your own! This is a retreat NOT a comfort break."
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    "All rooms are fine - some may have bigger bathrooms"
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    "The main building first floor are the best"
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    "The purple room on the top floor has excellent views"
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