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    The Slimmeria Retreat

    Hye House Royal Oak Lane | Royal Oak Lane, Crowhurst, Battle TN33 9BX, England
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    Reviewed 1 May 2017

    I went to Slimmeria, not really sure what to expect, I dragged my partner with me (told him it was a romantic week away..) It's brutal, there is not doubting that but its a brilliant opportunity to have a hard honest look at yourself and...More

    2  Thank Pippa C
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 2 May 2017

    Dear Friend, How funny, who says “Romance is dead”, not us at Slimmeria, especially having been in your joyous company for the week. Well done you, for getting your partner along, too. We were all so upbeat to see you both keeping the romance alive,...More

    Reviewed 4 April 2017

    I was very fraught, stressed and overweight. I opted to stay for two weeks as I thought one week would not be enough to address the changes I wanted to make. I was right! Although it was sad saying goodbye to my first group, I...More

    2  Thank Tracey302302
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 25 April 2017

    Dear Friend We were delighted to spend 2 weeks with you. Thank you for embracing our ethos 100% which led to your amazing results and total transformation. We look forward to meeting again at some point in the future. Slimmeria team

    Reviewed 13 March 2017

    Once again had a complete detox and a great weight loss at this wonderful retreat. Love it! It works every time for me and everybody else that I met there. Will be going back again hopefully in August. if you want to lose weight, feel...More

    3  Thank Jan H
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 16 March 2017

    Dear Friend, always lovely to see you. You inspire others with your positive outlook and embracing our ethos. Thank you so much, we're all looking forward to seeing you for your next detox ! Always a pleasure.

    Reviewed 12 March 2017 via mobile

    Okay so here's the lowdown on Slimmeria. I've just finished the week there and the main thing to say is that they have a formula that works. I lost just over 20 pounds in a week, which is 9.1 kg! I met some lovely new...More

    1  Thank Richard Eric C
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 13 March 2017

    Dear Friend, what amazing results you worked hard to achieve, and in only six days. Thank you so much for your personal endorsement placing us number one in the UK. We believe we are too, as we see great results every week! We know they...More

    Reviewed 4 March 2017

    As I was very overweight, I booked in for four weeks so I met four groups of people,most of whom stayed for a week. The programme delivered for me,I lost 27 lbs in 27 days. It is a tough programme and there are some shortcomings,...More

    3  Thank Susan2395
    Response from slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria RetreatResponded 27 March 2017

    Dear Friend, Thank you so much for the four stars, and may we congratulate you not only on your results of losing a pound a day for 27days, but, also on your absolute diligence and determination of keeping your eye on the end goal. To...More

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    • Battle
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    Sea D
    16 November 2016|
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    Response from Jo H | Reviewed this property |
    I put on 4lbs after a few weeks at home which i expected because I wasn't going to continue having 400 Cals a day. However, the most valuable thing I took away was that I can survive on a lot less food than I thought. As a... More
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    Response from Tina H | Reviewed this property |
    They give you about 400-450 Cal's per day. Typical day= hot water with lemon 1 extremely thin slice of apple, walk, fruit juice, exercise class followed by yoga. Lunch -salad, mainly cabbage. Fruit in afternoon is the... More
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    Response from Viera L | Reviewed this property |
    You better contact Slimmeria direct because prices vary according to the time of the year. In January and February they have cheap deals. I paid over £500 p.w. In a room which I had to share with another person.
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    "The rooms are not serviced; you are on your own! This is a retreat NOT a comfort break."
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    "All rooms are fine - some may have bigger bathrooms"
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    "The main building first floor are the best"
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    "The purple room on the top floor has excellent views"
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