I never write reviews but my constitution screams when my first interaction with Stokes is to sign a contract stating I will have to pay a 100 euro fine if I jump off the boat. I asked the woman if this was in fact a "boat party". Her reply "You will be drinking so we do not let you swim." I am not 5 years old and did not learn to party or swim from Walt Disney, therefore am insulted by this. She tried to gently explain that others had screwed it up for me in the past, to which I answer that I should not have paid my money to pay for the mistakes of other people. This goes over her head. The party itself was meh, until they added insult to injury. On boarding you get a ticket of 4 drinks (beer or sangria), an hour in, I have finished my 4th drink. Where there is a will to have fun, there is a way, unless there is no will, then there is a bar... Nope, I stood at the bar dumbly trying to wrap my sober mind around why I can not purchase a 5th (or 6th, 7th, and 8th) beer with money. Yes kids, you can't have more than 4 drinks or swim on a full tummy... Spend your money and time elsewhere. This was the planet fitness of party cruises (and for those foreign to planet fitness, it is a US based gym that does not allow heavy lifting, strenuous workouts... gains or improvements of any kind.)