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A chav hellhole

If you want to drink nasty vodka while leering at overly made up, drunk women in high heels with... read more

Reviewed 22 March 2013
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Reviewed 22 March 2013

If you want to drink nasty vodka while leering at overly made up, drunk women in high heels with fake tans, do partake. A hideous, scourge of an establishment. For fans of The Only Way Is Essex only.

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