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we decided to go here on our day out to balloch. the place seemed to do what most softplay do... read more

Reviewed 25 August 2017
Lynne R
via mobile
Fun place

Looking for some fun for grandson. Ideal, suits varied ages up to around 8 yrs. Our grandson could... read more

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25 Aug 2017
“now closed.”
1 week ago
“Fun place”
Lomond Pirates Play Area & Cafe is a spectacular pirate themed inflatable play area open for daily play sessions with a family run Cafe serving delicious homemade food & home baking each day along with teas and coffees. It also offers a range of...more
Suggested duration: 2-3 hours
Ben Lomond Way | Loch Lomond Shores, Balloch, Loch Lomond and The Trossachs National Park G83 8QL, Scotland
+44 1389 751035
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Reviewed 1 week ago

Looking for some fun for grandson. Ideal, suits varied ages up to around 8 yrs. Our grandson could play whilst we were at ease in the cafe situated at the side of adventure area. At the end of his time he was able to join...More

Thank Titch58
Reviewed 25 October 2017

Rude staff, overpriced poor quality food, dirty soft play and a simply pathetic excuse for a toddlers area. The state of the toilets was beyond believe and obviously had not been cleaned in days if not weeks. It is no surprise at all that this...More

Thank mudcow
Reviewed 25 August 2017 via mobile

we decided to go here on our day out to balloch. the place seemed to do what most softplay do. food was limited but this was due to place closing that day. lovely views of the loch though. my daughter didn't enjoy her time there.

Thank Lynne R
Reviewed 22 July 2017 via mobile

The play area is particularly small, mainly made up of a large inflatable, with a much smaller climbing frame. This is nothing like any soft play area I have previously visited. The tables were dirty, as were the chairs. The play area appeared unclean also....More

2  Thank Vicky551
Reviewed 11 July 2017 via mobile

Clerk mistakenly asked for full price entry at 3:45 this afternoon despite their Facebook post which advertises £2 after 3 pm on weekdays. I corrected her, she argued with me, I argued back and she eventually let my 1 year old in for £2. Five...More

2  Thank Kathy M
Reviewed 7 April 2017

We entered the place, got told our 7 year old son wasn't allowed in according to their height chart as he was 'too tall due to the ceilings being so low', we turned around & went back out of the door, literally in the place...More

4  Thank whisk4eva
Reviewed 12 March 2017

After some shopping this is a great area for fun for kids and some relaxation for the adults. Food is good and views stunning. Weekends and holidays can be very busy. Popular for parties

Thank mary l
Reviewed 21 February 2017

Where to begin? Hot food. Ordered a hot dog for the wee boy - no hot dog rolls. Adult food in very short supply. No pie for pie, chips and beans. No nachos. I ended up with soup and crusty bread. Oh but hold on!...More

2  Thank Gnashalou
Reviewed 15 February 2017

Kids were very keen to go into the pirates soft play they saw advertised . Which is not really soft lay, but mainly big inflatables . However as soon as we walked in the place I knew it was the wrong decision ! Tables needed...More

2  Thank June2177
Reviewed 14 February 2017 via mobile

We have returned from our daughters 6th party very impressed with Lomond Pirates. They organised the food and party area taking into consideration our shopkins theme at no extra cost. Party games, prizes and bags were all included and really took the fuss out of...More

Thank Helenajohnstone
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