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Timbuk 2

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Not as bad as some make out

Okay, so the place is in need of some TLC, but it isn't as bad as some people make out. The play... read more

Reviewed 1 May 2017
John S
Cheap day out.

Very cheap but in desperate need of a deep clean dust everywhere..mats black with grime..but... read more

Reviewed 10 May 2017
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  • Excellent22%
  • Very good18%
  • Average13%
  • Poor18%
  • Terrible29%
2 Oct 2017
19 Aug 2017
“Fun rainy day afternoon”
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Folkes Lane, Upminster RM14 1TH, England
+44 1277 222550
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Reviewed 2 October 2017 via mobile

I have been here s couple of times But I will not be going, It's not somewhere I want to take me children , parents always ready for a fight , the facilities are disgusting it is filthy and needs a good clean

Thank DollyDolls
Reviewed 19 August 2017 via mobile

Probably more convenient for the locals! Definately a good way to tire youngsters out. Pay for 2 hour's play, although this is only enforced at busy times. Food available and is reasonably priced.

Thank Deborah S
Reviewed 30 July 2017 via mobile

Could be so much better. Food is nice but the whole place could do with a bit of tlc and a good clean. We live locally and prefer to drive a little further to somewhere better.

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Reviewed 10 May 2017 via mobile

Very cheap but in desperate need of a deep clean dust everywhere..mats black with grime..but positive is food was great,staff were friendly and willing to help I came with my 18 month old son to let him run around before he's nap. Please clean then...More

Thank Chrissy18875
Reviewed 1 May 2017

Okay, so the place is in need of some TLC, but it isn't as bad as some people make out. The play areas are quite safe and the kids loved the slides and chutes and there is plenty to keep them occupied. The food was...More

Thank John S
Reviewed 13 March 2017

My son was invited to a 5th birthday party there on Saturday, I haven't been to Timbuk2 for a few years and would never go back!!! I honestly don't know how its still able to stay open it was awful! The carpets around the café...More

Thank mariegreen4
Reviewed 11 February 2017 via mobile

What a crap hole!!!!! It's dirty!!! Staff are absolutely rude!!!! Food is disgusting!!! Never again would I go there!!!!! Please don't ever book a children's party it's a waste of money!!!

Thank Amy S
Reviewed 6 January 2017

We have taken our grandchildren here a few times, they are 2 & 5, they love it. What especially good is they do not time you, you can stay longer than the 2 hours allotted & if a big party is coming in they tell...More

Thank 40thbirthdaygirl
Reviewed 16 October 2016 via mobile

Visited today for children's birthday party. The whole place is very dirty & dusty, the chairs feel greasy and there was old dried up food in the corners of the party room. Food didn't look appetising either, my kids only ate a bit of it....More

Thank mkm43
Reviewed 15 October 2016 via mobile

My son was invited to his cousins 1st birthday party today at TIMBUCK 2'S in upminster.. at 10 am my sister in law received at call asking if she was still coming for her party? My sister in law said she booked in for 12...More

Thank Yasmin M
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8 March 2015|
Response from Mandididi | Reviewed this property |
I (personally) wouldn't eat there.. It's filthy.. Sorry this is no help for you!!