This is the perfect place to stay if you want to get away from it all! It is a 30 min. drive from downtown Santa Elena. Don't let this hold you back, though, because EVERYTHING is a long drive on the gravel mountain roads of Costa Rica. You could stay closer to downtown, and have no view except the road and other hotels, or you can stay here in the midst of nature all around. This is one of the only hotels in Santa Elena with a view of the Volcan Arenal.
Ok, so yes, the sheets are a little damp if you go there during the rainy season. But it is a CLOUD FOREST, people. This means you are literally in the clouds, which are damp. The place doesn't have air conditioning (which would draw out the moisture) because it is nice and cool even in the middle of summer. Bring your jeans and a jacket.
The staff are amables, bonitos (nice & wonderful)! I think the problem that some people may have faced is that the staff are not 100% fluent in English. They are proficient and can tell you what you need to know. I am proficient (not fluent) in Spanish, so together, we could understand each other very well and became friends. (Also, it breaks the ice when you're willing to try to speak their language.) Spanish helps a lot but is not necessary to stay here and communicate effectively with the staff. The are very helpful.
And no, the chimneys do not work, unfortunately. Part of the problem is that the wood is so wet it doesn't really burn, it smokes. Again, you will be staying in a cloud, what can you expect, really?
Do the horseback ride to the Lake!!! It was fabulous!!! But the horseman doesn't know any English (I taught him "right" and "left"). But he will get you where you need to go. The horses are the best trained horses I have ever seen. He has them on voice command.
No electricity at night, but they have candles for you. Very romantic! And honestly, if you want to go on a nature adventure like us, it is not a problem. The sun is only up from 5:30 AM- 6:00 PM, so if you want to make the most of your visit, get up at 6, go to sleep at 10, so having no power after 10 is not a big deal at all. If you want to party, this is not the place for you. If you want to relax, there is nothing like it.
