If you want to brush up on your Muay Thai skills for a few weeks, this is the perfect place to crash. You don't have to worry about stinking up the towels because they already smell like a fighter's jock strap. Need some calf exercises? Rent a kick-start motorbike, though all that hard work may never pay off because the engine just won't turn over. And roughing up? You'll get more than you bargained for with the rock-hard mattresses. The only reprieve you will find is a pool and a touch-and-go air-con system. Happy fighting (look elsewhere mortals).
