This is by far the worst holiday appartements I have ever had the misfortune to use.
On arrival - 15:00 local time - there was no one to greet us except for a friendly security man who only speaks spanish. After a game of charades we managed to get the key to the room. What a let down, both my wife and I felt like crying - it really is that bad.
The general cleanliness is very poor, the marble tiled floor is cracked and raised in places high enough so that you can (and I did) stubb your toe. The quality of the furnature was almost beyond belief. Firstly the beds - 2 single beds of the metal frame variety, very low to the floor, the base was covered with a sheet of chip board as all the springs were knackered. On top of this sits a 4 inch thick foam mattress with a very shabby cover, torn and stained. The sheets were pure cotton but that old they were worn through in places - yes they had holes in! We sayed there a full fortnight and they were only changed once.
The soffa in the "living room" is actually a sofa bed and again sits very close to the floor when set as a sofa - we never tried to set it up as a bed. This also has the obligatory chip board and 4 inch foam matress - sofa base. This is very old and badly stained as it the sofa back itself. There is a table and 4 chairs but the table legs were that bent over we dare not pull it out for the fear it would fall over. All the fittings and fixtures were very old and worn out. The decor is laughable, for exampl in the bedrood you could see some one had tried to give it a coat of paint but could only reach about 6 feet up the wall so an uneven stripe around the room seperated the old paint from the new - it would have been funny if everything else was in good order.
The bathroom is an all tiled wet room as you would expect and everything worked as it should but, the shower stall is tiny so that the shower curtain is constantly in contact with you while you shower, as with everthing else it is badly stained and there is no bath. In the kitched there is a hob but no oven or microwave so self catering is a bit of a joke. The toaster, kettle and fridge all worked fine though. The room was attended almost daily by a spanish lady who emptied the kitchen bin and changed the towels but not once was the room cleaned during our stay.
This place is advertized as having 2 swimming pools - salt water. This is the main reason we chose the place.....both pools are out of use and condemmed.....yet another let down.
There is no air con or TV in the rooms either although a TV is available to rent - so i was told.
As part of the building there is an ICELAND supermarket run by british staff. This is a good shop if a little expensive compared with other local supermarkets but all it did was annoy us as most of the food in there needed either a microwave or an oven - which we didn't have as I have already said.
The local beach is non existant - its all rocks and as the tide comes in it batters up against a sea wall. This meant a long walk into Los Cristianos to a man made beach which was very nice and also kept very clean - 9 euros for 2 sunbeds and a parasol though....
Night time was also a bit of an annoyance.
Again one of the reasons we stayed at this end of Los Cristianos is so that we were away from all the night life....at least that was the plan. Unfortunately across the road from the Costa Mar are a row of bars and at night are in compatition with each other to produce the most horrendous noises possible. The weapon of choice was "caberet" singers bellowing and destroying all the favorite karoke tunes you know from your local pub - what a noise as all three go at it at the same time singing different songs over the top of each other...this goes on till around 01:00 or so and there is no getting away from it as closing the windows and balcony door is not an option due to the heat and no air conditioning.
So all in all we could not wait to get home.....very poor holiday
