Brand new will get you a clean room with sheets, towels and blankets that do not cause disgust, a more or less fresh interior design and a working television set, as well as a wireless internet connection, but what it won't give you is a helpful staff, common courtesy, charm or peace and quiet, all of which are utterly lacking at this tacky soon-to-be a dump. Once the furnishings have become worn and tired, all the hotel will have left is its incredibly rude staff, who treated us horribly at check-in and every time we asked a question (well, we basically asked two: the first was whether there was a spa/massage service available, since the hotel brags that it offers this service all over, but doesn't say how to use it...the snotty 20-year-old at the desk started her answer with "Are you even guests here?") When we checked out, instead of anything resembling "Thanks for staying here" or "Hope you had a nice time," we were just told "You gave us the key, good" with no goodbye at all. As common in Spanish hotels, unlike the entire rest of the universe, the breakfast was not included. And then there was the noise! All day, all night, all evening, all afternoon. The rooms look out over a Las Vegas-style tacky entrance, and the hotel is literally surrounded by trendy clubs. The street is like a motorway almost 24 hours a day, so you never stop hearing muffler-less motorcycles, cars, drunk teens and a general constant presence of people and vehicles. In order to put up with the racket (I slept with earplugs both nights) you must close the door, and ¡surprise! the air conditioning does not work! The last wonderful surprise in our non-smoking room was that the vent in the bathroom, whose purpose I assume is to provide fresh air and let the steam out, was somehow directly connected to somebody smoking. So from time to time, the entire bathroom would fill with a hideous smell of cigarettes!!! Especially during the night. Obviously this ended up filling the whole room, as well. Not recommended at all, this hotel must be even more insufferable in summer when it is 90 degrees out.
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