Nice looking hotel, not a bad part of the island, very nice pool and terrace, up in the rolling hills away from the burger bars of the coast. Unfortunately that is about the end of the good part.....the rest is like sth from Fawlty Towers......

Very overpriced, often there was virtually nothing available for breakfast other than Coco Pops, we made the mistake of ordering dinner in the restaurant once to find that basically everything was off (other than pork chops, which they brought out, but had no rice or vegetables to go with them!!!!)

Room was called a suite but that was a joke - the "living room" consisted of two settees and a fridge. The jacuzzi didn't work, nor the shower on the first day!! We had to ask at reception for more toilet roll and the room was not cleaned until persistently requested over a period of three days.

We had a "complimentary" fridge in the room which we had to ask the restaurant for bottles to fill up as they didn't bother -(they then also tried to charge us for them!!?!). The room smelt damp and musty, but this was probably an improvement on the outside smell, which was of cow dung, 24/7. The gardener was cheerfully throwing it all over the grass even though we told them of the smell (I know it says agroturismo, but there is a limit....).

The one thing that was good in our "suite" was that, because it was an out building (an old cowshed, likely) it was very quiet, while others who were staying in the main building said the walls were like paper and it was entirely possible to overhear other guests' most intimate moments with some clarity.....

The hotel was like the Marie Celeste in terms of the mgmt - there was none whatsoever evident. Of the people working there, to the extent that there were any, some were ok, others were really quite rude. The aforementioned gardener apparently doubled as night porter, concierge, reception and various other functions, but at least he was someone you could ask.....

I suppose the good thing about the lack of mgmt was that when we informed the reception girl we would be only partially settling the bill, she didn't really appear to care - I suspect it is not the first time she had encountered that.....