Having read someone else's review from December, we should not have bothered going here, but I've always found the real bad reviews are usually just one persons bad experiences, and not always reflective of the resort. HOWEVER they were absolutely right. I'm not sure when the closing day will be, but its not far away!
The food, or lack of, would be the single biggest reason to boycott this place. There is a single 2 slice toaster for making toast in the mornings, and 2 mornings there was no bread, or they ran out part way through breakfast (like at 7:30). Butter was an option one morning, as was jam on a few occasions. Bananas were either unavailable ???, or beaten blackened things that may have already been in a dumpster. Yogurt dish usually empty, or unavailable. The girl making eggs in the morning had to use this wacky propane burner, that if she did not hang onto her frying pan it would tip over because it was meant for a large kettle, not a smaller diameter frying pan. Other meals were OK, but after day 1, you didn't need to ask whats on the buffet, because it was very close to the day before, and boring at best, and sometimes cold. Dessert was in very short supply of anything good, and very little of anything else. Even watermelon chunks were hard to find anywhere near the buffet most of the meals. You definitely need to enjoy chicken, the main meat for the buffet. Now on to the a'lecarte. What a joke. Most people were not even offered it, we were, and upon our arrival for this meal, the room was in darkness, and made it up as we went. Ice was added to the wine bucket, not chilled previously, so first drink of white wine was warm. There seemed to be no preparation at all. Then there was the large red ants crawling all OVER the place, dropping from under our table crawling all around us. We were told they don't bite ?? I got up and killed around 50 or so. My better half finally got up and left. Then there was the crabs crawling across the floor with a shell, because it had been 100 degrees in there upon our arrival for supper, and the outside door needed to be opened, allowing a real strong breeze flying through, and creatures too. And this wall is shared with the kitchen, wonder if there were ants in there ? Oh yes, don't forget the snack bar....or maybe do, cold greasy fries, with hotdog slices mixed throughout, chicken wings and legs, wet nachos, and sandwiches with sliced coldcuts. (Maybe the bread shortage ?) Anyways, 2 of these at a time for each morning or afternoon.
The pool was ice cold, and did not usually have anybody in it for any length of time. The ocean was far warmer. Lawn beds were limited, but suffient given the low volume at the resort. Pool towels were hard to come by also at times.
Funds seemed to be very tight, could not splurge and leave an extra roll of toilet paper, unless your roll was only 10% left. Had to go to front desk to ask for it, and wait till housekeeping brought them a roll for you.
Alcohol seemed to be the same running out of different things all the time. Tomato juice was brought in maybe every other day, and 2 small 1 litre boxes when it was. One of the times they had tomato juice for a bloody mary, they were out of vodka ? Ran out of whisky, liquiors, and for several days beer was being brought in by the bottle, because the draft was run dry. The staff were continually washing plastic glasses to make drinks, because they were out. There was only 1 bar, so that was it.
On the plus side, the rooms were spacious, very clean. However our beds were rock hard, which made for bad sleeping.
All the staff were very friendly and helpful (if they could given their limited supplies). Unless something drastic occurs at this resort, they will all be looking for new employment soon ! This place definitely rated the bottom of the bucket.
This was our 6th trip to Costa Rica, and will travel there again soon. Lots to offer, a beautiful country with lots to see, full of helpful friendly people everywhere you go. Pass over this resort, and enjoy your stay elsewhere in Costa Rica, its a very short week.
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