we stayed at diver dan's for our honeymoon. huge mistake! at least i learned to never book 10 days at one place without seeing it first (or meeting the owner in this case).
1) of the least significance, this b&b is around 20 minutes away from restaurants, and beaches were also driving distances.
2) dan was always around, always ranting. he did not allow us much privacy, despite his claim that he'll "fade into the background and we won't even notice him", nothing could have been farther from the truth! we tried to sit and read by the beautiful pool, only to have him join us while he argued with a lawyer on the phone. he then proceeded to tell us the whole, intense story about his furry (remember, honeymoon.....), followed by political commentary on my husband's book.
3) dan was an absolute hothead and enlivened our breakfasts with derogatory and racially charged comments about the tourists that have stayed there. completely inappropriate and unappreciated by us!
4) his website said that he had a buffet of breakfast items to choose from, and a window of time they were offered. we found that he was very specific about the time, was quite put off by my vegetarian diet, and served us FROZEN costco fruit! i mentioned that i had gotten some fruit from a local stand and yep, that was stupid too! far be it for me to hunt down some fresh fruit on a tropical island.
5)and final, on sunday, i chose to avoid breakfast for some solo spiritual enlightenment in my room. diver dan got so upset at my absence that he YELLED at my husband and threw my eggs over the hill! that evening we told him that we would move on due to his unacceptable behavior. he said that WE were unprofessional and that there are NO refunds no matter what the circumstances. we walked away from $500 of our hard earned money (that was the remainder of days that we abandoned), and were happy to do it. for years to come, we will remember that diver dan ruined our honeymoon. and maybe his plan all along was to get us to leave and keep our money. that'll pay for a few more trips to costco.
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