The battery was missing out of the smoke detector in my room, and when I called the front desk they offered to put me into another room (Not sure why they couldn't just bring a new battery for the detector). This new room had NO detector in it, so this is when the front desk person told me she wasn't sure she could get me into a room with a working smoke detector. (?????) At this point I was sincerely thinking of changing hotels, I had already resigned myself to not having a coffee pot in the room, no kleenex, dust and dirt and somone's old handkerchief underneath the headboard of the bed, and crumbs underneath the couch cushions, but my company had already prepaid the hotel room. About 15 minutes later, the front desk finally called me and put me into the handicapped room (I guess they still couldn't find a working battery for the missing one in my original room). My poor associate had fallen asleep before all this and missed all this shuffling of rooms, and didn't notice until the next morning that detector in his room was missing also.
