It is worth noting that we did not book here based on anything other than the fact that the attached Villa Napoli was used in BBC's Gavin and Stacey, so we shouldn't really complain.
However, staff seemed totally untrained in hotel management, reminded me of the mafia in Only Fools and Horses 'Miami Twice'. Corridors and fire exits cluttered with old furniture...surely a hazard?
The room itself was like a paradise buried deep within a rubbish tip. Totally bizarre, the fixtures and fittings of the hotel were as old and tired as the hills, but the room must have been very recently rennovated. It was beautiful!
The attached restaurant menu claimed to offer massages at £5! A joke, maybe, but the entire waiting staff seemed like they had their sense of humour surgically removed. It came across as weird.
