Second visit - largely to satisfy my footy mad boy. 4hrs of organised football each day though the coaching can be variable they do pretty good with mixed ability, ages and nationalities. However, it wouldn't have happened without Abramovich having the idea in the first instance. Which sumd up the resort. So much more could be done but isn't.
Both years we've come back 3 out of 4 of us needing treatment for ear infections. No doubting that the pool water must be the cause as we don't go anywhere else. Never saw anyone checking the water the whole 4 weeks we've been there. Get sore ears then cough for the on-site doc and cortisone drops because they're only going to get worse.
This year 3 calls and 2 visits needed to get a shower curtain - essential because there is not enough hot water for a bath - even the shower you'll get 3 in a row done but not 4. Eventually had to pull the manager out the back room and it was fixed in 5 minutes along with posh dinner, free spa passes and champagne and fruit in the room but the damage was done. Two days in a row the air con packed in. There isn't a toilet in the resort with the flush not flapping about. So that's the other thing - its tired and needing investment. All the attention goes on the public areas. Another encounter was the purchase of a 1hr E10 internet access. Scratched off the code and couldn't get access, trudged back to reception - oh yes ther's a problem - been like it all day - then why sell me the damn thing without saying - aaarrgh!
To cap it all, this year they had 2 new comperes at the piazza show every night - dreadful. The house band are great but they just wanted to play and the audience just wanted to enjoy. Worst was the same script every night like clockwork 10:30 "If you don't dance the band will play only sad songs" followed by 'I will survive' and a disco set that failed to get the place going because they'd heard the same damn thing every night same time - bizarre.
On the plus side the resort is very safe, secluded, reasonable things to do, not too busy June / early July and the food is fine so long as you don't expect real cuisine. Both years they open and close restaurants without telling you which is the one you are supposed to be at but you get there in the end.
