If you're a traveler who feels most comfortable in a hotel which is cheap and boasts the following:
Atmosphere
-Scenic view of the back of a Circle K and warehouses
-Stifling, dirty stairwell entrance
-Generic 80's decor, untouched by human hands since the era
-Shabby, deteriorating lobby area
Amenities
-Pool area complete with peeling paint, rusted vents, and slimy green tiles (and cautionary statements such as: "Persons with communicable disease shall not enter pool"...)
-Room options: "Smells like Smoke" or "Reeks of Smoke"
Rooms:
-Untainted by outside air for at least two decades
-Minimal cleaning to lend that 'lived in' feel-- candy bar wrappers along the baseboards, loose change, crumbs and mouse droppings on the fold out mattress, and pet stains along the base of the bed frame
-Mattresses that prevent you from oversleeping by mimicking cement slabs
-AC units which have three functioning settings: ice box, fridge, and noise
-Showers which provide 3" of standing water to keep your feet warm
-Blankets which come with bright orange vomit stains and pet hair free of charge
-And of course, the added benefit of inflaming your asthma with second hand smoke
Then THIS is the hotel for YOU!
Don't worry, there are no bedbugs. We checked. Hourly. All... night... long...
We heard there is a continental breakfast. Didn't have time to try it, somehow....
- Ramada Limited Springfield South
- Ramada Springfield
- Springfield Ramada
