Omg! Lost for words I
guess..Vending machine should be rated Pg-13 at least! Carpets worn,filthy,and actually moist! Nasty white substance resembling pigeon poo smeared on window (do pigeons come stay inside?). Free porn was definitely an unexpected/exciting amenity! (educational for the children) Staff appear bewildered n having suffered culture shock,amnesia or other traumatic head injury upon being approached re:linens,towels,stench,conditions,lack of service or anything other than payment n checkout. (however they did have hundreds of leftover phone books?) Weirder than weird! Funky n frightening...Will sleep with Freddy Krueger next time.
- Windjammer Hotel Brooklyn
