Back in December, I reserved a studio condo at this complex through a website called frbo.com (not to be confused with vbro.com). I viewed the attractive color pictures from every angle, and everything looked satisfactory. Of course the price was very low, but we'd been in Hilo before and knew that the tourist infrastructure was, to say the least, undeveloped. I dealt via email with the owner, Casey Carlton; she confirmed there was free parking and wireless internet. I called the complex directly to make the reservation.
I did read some terrible things about this place on tripadvisor, but didn't take them too seriously. Bad mistake ...
Should explain we needed to be in downtown Hilo because DH was going stargaxing on Mauna Kea and needed an easy drive back.
Arrived at County Club. Open-air lobby; okay, but the desk clerk was behind bullet-proof plexiglas, around whose counter lolled a huge slab of tattooed beef - evidently the security guard, but he was scary enough to me. I noticed a couple (two exactly) Vegas-like consoles parked on the concrete walkway; this was the "wireless internet", as it turned out.
Now the real surprise. "You can't have that unit," said the clerk,"there's somebody already in it." What??? "Yeah, I guess the owner rented it to a friend of hers." Butbutbutbutbut ..."I can let you have another unit," shrugged the clerk, "it's just like it. They're all the same."
Against my better judgment, the big guy led DH and I along the filthiest hall I have ever seen, into the most degraded, scratched, graffiti'd, groaning and rickety elevator in my experience (and I'm from NYC), along a stinking carpet and into a foul hole about the size of a college dorm room, with a bed, chairs, and TV crammed into it somehow and a "lanai" that looked ready to drop five stories if anything weightier than an ant stepped on it.
We did not take the room. Very fortunately for me, no money ever exchanged hands, since the idea of recovering a deposit from this owner didn't seem like a fun activity.
Humiliating experience with a phone book, how retro; "Big Island Revealed" doesn't list B&Bs, but we had stayed last year at the Kulaniapia FallsB&B, and tried that place first. No luck; none at the Shipman House either, which costs $189. a night; then I remembered having seen Maureen's B&B on the Web, called their number, and our problems were over. I'll write a review of Maureen's next.
Bottom line: the "County Club Condo/Hotel" is Skid Row. Don't go anywhere near it, unless someone is paying you to do a sociological survey.
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