The Short Version: This is my 2nd stay and this time we stayed in the Pinecrest Cabins and it was GREAT! They've recently been renovated, they are beautiful, and I recommend them highly. The restaurant, not so much: The prices on that menu belong in a different restaurant :). If you stay in the cabins, Bring Your Own Food.
The Long Version:
The Pros: Lovely newly renovated cabins; three (3!) flat screen tv's in our room (living room, bedroom and BATHroom!); fireplace w/ remote control; full kitchen with plates, pans, silverware; lovely windows floor to ceiling and woods surrounding; wood and marble floors, carpet in the bedroom; large jacuzzi tub.
The Cons: the shower head over the tub - there's just no way not to get water everywhere, all along the edge of the tub and there's no drain so it runs out and onto the floor and you're sure you'll break your neck getting in and out; the sleep comfort bed - at first I thought this was a plus, we both controlled the soft/firmness of our sides of the bed, but I couldn't ever find a comfortable setting and the mattress didn't quite fit the frame so we both repeatedly kicked our shins on the end of the bed. The restaurant, see below.
Pro/Con: the furniture in the living room is like sitting on fabric covered concrete :), but we opened the fold out couch and lounged in the bed to watch the rain out our windows and read our books so it worked just fine!
We worked our way around the room cons so they aren't factoring too heavily in my rating.
Now, about that restaurant.
It went into the realm of so bad I couldn't stop the giggles. All the people around us seemed to be having a great time I suspect they, too, had gone beyond being able to be angry and into pure hilarity. They were out of our first 2 choices of wine, waitress left the 3rd choice bottle with us after she cut herself on it for US to open with the same sharp edge, our first glass of wine had lipstick and hubby set it aside and she finally came back halfway through the meal to ask DID HE NOT WANT THAT (?!), it took her 10 minutes to even bring a clean glass because she had forgotten. The food was a.w.f.u.l. for his meal, we think it must have cooked for hours with rubber shrimp and the edges of the sausage had cooked so much they curled up. My $22 medium-well steak was actually burned! Burned! The cook flipped it so the burnt side was down and I was halfway done before I hit the charcoal. People at a table nearby asked for a comment card, and then left so the busboy came over and picked it up and READ THEIR COMMENTS OUT LOUD TO THE ROOM. He was directing them to a waitress cleaning a table nearby, but I certainly got to hear what that couple hadn't liked so I turned to my husband and said "we won't be bothering with a comment card." Even as I write this I'm getting the giggles again! We asked for two wineglasses to take back to our room to finish the bottle with, and wouldn't you know it - got to the room AND SHE'D GIVEN US THE SAME GLASS! That, or they are so terrible at washing them we had the luck to get TWO out of five wineglasses with lipstick on the rim! Fantastic! As long-winded as I'm being, I'm not even sharing ALL of it, just the highlights!
The restaurant shares a wall with the pub and sometime in there a guy comes in and starts making 'music', ooooooh. There's a door that opens between the two so our meal was accommpanied by 'whomp whomp whomp' muffled singing and comedy with the occasional "WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP" not muffled singing and comedy when someone opened that door - tremendously loud!
Dessert: the waitress listed dessert, a whole bunch of tarts and a chocolate mousse pie/cake. I said I knew didn't want a tart and she ....she....she said..." Do you know what a tart is?" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So we got the chocolate mousse, only it's cheesecake with a chocolate graham cracker crust. I really really wanted to ask "do you know what a mousse is?" Alas, i was still dealing with a monster case of the giggles. :)
In their defense: We didn't compain. We were there to relax and enjoy ourselves, not get angry and chance having our pie spit on. So while she could have given us some credit for a wasted glass of wine, or asked why neither of us finished our dinner, we also did not voluteer more than "can we have clean glassware please." We tried the pub food menu the next night because we were so lazy in our room we didn't get ready for dinner until it was too late to go anywhere (really, the closest decent place to eat is 20-30 min drive) and, by golly, even the pub food was bad. The burger, that is it, the burger was good :), go for the burger if you really have to eat there!
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