I stayed there , well I didn't stay there. I left after an hour. It was due to an emergency that I booked in. The place was really scummy. There was obviously a problem with the wiring, which worried more than the hygiene issue. The room I was in would have been virtually impossible to vacate in the event of a fire. Staff were terrible. So I walked to the nearest other B and B that had spare rooms whilst it was about -9degrees with pack ice on the ground. That is how bad it was. I did wonder if I needed my head checked, but then I realised that if I had stayed I would definitely have needed to see a shrink. Why would you want to stay in a place like this?
In the words of Lloyd Grossman "who lives in a house like this?" I dread to think who.
"David, It's over to you".
