we stayed here for a week with my 9 year old son. We arrived at 11pm and were checked into wrong apartment! As i opened the door someone shouted, it was already occupied! Not a great start. We finally got an empty one and it was fine. Lovely big balcony over looking the square which was the main hub of the town. Unfortunately we shared the apartment with lots of ants, which is probably due to the fact the apartment is only cleaned twice in a week, and beds not changed at all. We were on a half board basis. Breakfast was normal european standard, but evening meal was horrendous, it was buffet and if you're veggie like me,then be prepared to live on salad & chips for the week! The hotel is also predominantly occupied by Germans, and everything at the hotel is geared towards them,including the kids club and you get the feeling that you are invading their territory! Pool was the saving grace, my son loved it. If you are looking for a lively holiday then Porto Colom is not for you. We don't really go in for lively, so a stroll along the lovely harbour after dinner and a stop off at the gelataria on the way back, suited us! The little square also had a little market twice and a couple of other nights of entertainment which we used to watch from our balcony. When on the beach we saw lots of other english people, so who knows where they were staying, but I would probably investigate where!!!

Have just returned from this hotel and even though it was 95% german occupied we still had a quiet relaxing break.
It was in a ideal location for the resort which is very quiet and typically spanish,which is just what we wanted.
We were on a half board basis and breakfast was good,with a wide variety of food including a cooked breakfast. Dinner was very basic though,and my 4 year old wasnt catered for at all,and considering it was full of german families and lots of kids,they could have put on more food than just pasta,tomato sauce and chicken nuggets,and thats why Ive rated it average but everything else was good , only other gripe was the pool was getting very dirty round the edges, and its a beautiful large pool so could really do with a good clean,but that didnt stop us using it as the weather was glorious.
Special mention to our waiter Tomas who was very attentive and Paula on reception.
The Seacat is well worth a trip to Cala Dor from the harbour in Porto Colom and you can easily get around the island on the very efficient red bus service, pick up a timetable from reception,bus stop is just round the corner and they run to schedule.

staff were very nics and friendly.the room clean. the staff look after kids. the food was good plentyfull. the area was quit. and we got our sleep at night

For what you pay for this hotel it isn't worth it. The rooms are really old and outdated and definately need to be updated. The beds were very hard and uncomfortable. It is also very much a family hotel so if you are a couple or a group of young friends then I wouldn't recommend . The location also isn't that great as it isn't particularly close to a beach.