The staff in this hotel are crooked! And the management know it. As I waited to check in a couple were complaining of theft and wanting to make a crime report. A few days later it was me doing the same. My watch and phone were taken from my room with no damage to the door or lock and after the chambermaid had watched me leave the room and walk out. The reception staff couldn't care less and did their best to dissuade me, as they did the other couple, from making a visit to the police to report it ("they don't speak English, you will be waiting hours for an interpreter", etc.). It was admitted to me that this happens once a week on average but I encountered people afterwards who knew the area well who told me that the hotel has a reputation for it and that they knew of others the very same week who had suffered similarly. The receptionist shrugged and told me I should have hired a safe! If you stay here on one of the lower roadside levels make sure you return to check your patio door has not been deliberately left open by the chambermaid as I was told this is a dodge they use to allow access to their accomplices.
After waiting for two hours for the room to be ready (and this at 3 in the afternoon)it was the most basic I have ever had and the cooker did not work on arrival. In fairness it was fixed promptly. The door could not be locked from the inside (none can). The kitchen equipment was incomplete even according to their checklist and even then needed improvisation to manage. The bed may have been a little softer than the floor, who knows.
The food was pathetic, even compared to other 3 stars and you can forget sleeping until all the drunken teenagers have finished slamming doors and screaming, usually at about 3am. One couple stated that if they could fly out the same day they would.
The one saving grace is that the terrace area around the pool has one of the best views imaginable of Palma Bay.
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