Landing in Spain, we were directed to a coach by a woman working for Thompson who was dressed well and very polite. Then we passed the couples and families onto a rowdy coach full of singles, with a bunch of young holiday reps yelling that they couldnt wait for us to 'smash their back doors in,' and were telling us their room numbers.

We had specified a couples holiday and family hotel as we wanted a quiet break. We were taken to a clubbing resort hotel that admittedly was clean and tidy, had a great pool and seemed to have an atmosphere, but loud music was played from early morning to 1am so we were kept up all night by drunk clubbers arriving back once the music stopped, then after finally getting to sleep at 5am the music would come back on to wake us up.

We requested maps and tried looking for buses to take us to various attractions and although all the staff spoke English they said they did not know about how we could get to any of the places they advertised. We had a great time because we were together, and we also wandered down to the beach, found an amazing daquiri bar full of slush puppy machines with daquiris in(my favourite part-dont have the kamikaze though, didnt get me drunk just made me feel ill and drowsy).

If you take a left and walk all the way down the beach, there is a quieter beach the families go to, so there arent drunk louts everywhere, but its not as clean as its less of a touristy area. If I was in Magaluf for the clubbing scene I would have probably loved it.

Apart from all the burglaries. Security is poor. They make you wear a bright yellow wristband with the hotel name on it, so all local restaurant staff think you are going to cause trouble, the security guards at the hotel just hung around. Someone tried to break into our room whilst we were asleep in it. We had originally assumed they were drunk and got the wrong door, but on the coach to the airport after we heard most of the people on it saying they had been burgled by a group of lads that also got on the coach, so then they all kicked off again.

Seeing them all hungover and sick on the plane was worth it though!!!

If you are looking for a tacky clubbing holiday full of ruffians, this is the place!!!

Reading the reviews prior to leaving i can quite honestly say i was actually extremely wary of staying here. but upon arriving and checking in we had no problems whatsoever. also the rooms are basic but extremely clean and you have dustpan and brush set on your balcony too! On behalf of 3 of us that stayed here we enjoy our stay and had no issues during our week! The cleaner was great and left the rooms, bathroom and kitchen smelling clean and fresh.

Supposed to stay at Mallorca Rocks but on arrival found out we were actually staying in this dive. I'll list the things wrong with it...

1. asked for ground floor, were given room on level 4
2. room stunk on opening the door
3. room barely big enough for the 4 of us
4. no air con, just fans that hardly moved and one was hanging off the ceiling
5. toilet seat broken
6. my mate found stain on his sheets
7. aggressive security bloke with chip on his shoulder looking for confrontation most nights (ripped my mate's shirt)
8. snack bar never open
9. no water in vending machine
10. cleaner came once in 4 days and that was when we were sleeping. shouted at us and left without changing the sheets (cos we were trying to sleep)
11. championship standard sunbeds
12. without fail the hot water would run out on 4th person showering

Magalluf was rockin though!

First of all i'll describe our room. No air con, just a very slow fan on the ceiling that doesn't do anything. No TV. The cleaner doesn't actually clean anything, not the floor, not the kitchen area, not the bathroom, just changed the towels every day. The pool was tiny and hardly any room around it. The lifeguard doesn't speak English. The venders didn't work and they had a poor selection. No bar or anything in the hotel. The security were very miserable, didn't tolerate anything it was like being in prison. A young persons hotel yet no noise.. Very poor, wouldn't even go to magamar if i got paid again! That's the truth.