Stayed 19/5/2012- 26/5/2012 with spouse on Thomson A.I .'Couples' package. First impressions were not great. As others have commented the hotel is down a tatty semi-pedestrianised street. Our taxi from Palma airport transfer did venture to the front door in the (very) small hotel car park. We arrived at noon and not surprisingly room wasn't ready. OK - what's on offer? - All Day Breakfast was on the menu - but didn't exist! WiFi was available at an eye-watering 30 Euros for 7 days (that got worse -see below).
Check in was reasonably efficient and we were able to leave our bags in the luggage room and explore. The pool is adjacent to the reception area and the beach is not even a stone's throw away and is an excellent sandy beach - very safe with a shallow sheltered aspect and is life guard monitored.
Room was, as others have mentioned, clean and recently refurbed. Everything worked and nice to get BBC1 and BBC2 on the flat screen TV. No drawers for clothes just shelves in the wardrobe. A fridge with complimentary bottle of water was good. Mini safe with charge wasn't, so we didn't bother. Bathroom new with excellent shower and the loo with glass wall - not sure why couple would be concerned about this?
Beds excellent and we had partial sea view (on 7th floor) as an upgrade which we were quite happy with.
Other amenities: There is a spa - but chargeable - massages, new sauna and jacuzzi. We considered this at 14 Euros for an hour's use but in the end didn't bother. Wife did treat herself to a head massage at 40 Euros.
Pool is small - but clean and no shallow end so can be used end to end which suited us. The couples only policy was definitely in force - we were amongst the younger guests at mid fifties.
Sun loungers not too bad. Most days all gone by 10 o'clock but certainly none of the 6.30 am rush that we've seen at other hotels. If you wanted to reserve a sun bed you could have your pick at 8 am. The reps claim to remove towels from unoccupied beds but we saw no evidence of this. As a fall back we were told that we could use the pool/sunbeds at the adjacent hotel which we walked through to get to the beach and which is another Luabay hotel. Seemed a bit more upmarket - certainly less busy and always had spare sunbeds.
We were on A.I. and would say this was the best value in terms of drinks that we've come across at a Thomson's hotel. Gin was either Bombay Sapphire or Gordons and Whisky was either Ballantines or J & B. Beer the ubiquitous San Miguel. Decent range of cocktails also available.
One main restaurant with buffet service. Decent dress code - only one plonker came each night in shorts whilst we were there - and he wasn't challenged.
Two chefs cooked meats to order and whilst the food wasn't fantastic it was very reasonable for a 3 star hotel (which is fair grading in my view). Plenty of choice and all hot. Staff generally friendly and helpful although at times a bit pressured. Lunch was a cut down version of dinner and breakfast had decent range of hot and cold cuts.
There is an Italian restaurant which we ate in once (on our deal) Not fantastic - no choice of starters - just as sharing selection of antipastas - 4 mains and 2 deserts so you wouldn't want to go more than once. Only open Mon/Wed/Fri and 24 hours notice required. Not sure why - the night we dined there were only four other couple in!
Entertainment suited us very well. Quizzes at 4 pm around the pool and at 8.30 pm in the bar - just fun - no prizes. Resident entertainer - Natalie - was charming - and sings and plays Sax. Jimmy was 'lively' and even maintained his good humour when one idiot pushed him, fully clothed into the pool, writing off his phone in the process. The evening entertainment consisted of either Damien - solo singer or various other small groups - all fairly low key but of a decent standard in the bar with the sea in the background - very mellow.
There's nothing to commend Cala Mayor itself - it's pretty run down and the best thing about it is that it's only 1.5 Euros and 25 minutes on the excellent air conditioned buses into Palma (or 10 Euros and 10 mins by taxi)
30 Euro deposit for beach towels - changed once and the WiFi was rip off in that it ran out after six days. Reception didn't want to know so had to fork out another 8 Euros for the last day.
Little tables for the sunbeds arrived half way through the week and one morning we were all 'entertained' by a builders merchant's lorry craning bags of pebbles over the roof of the lobby to decorate the walkway past the hotel gym - which looked very pretty afterwards!
I can't imagine that this hotel would be allowed in England as the lift, main stair and emergency stairs are all grouped together at one end of the corridor - which was a little unsettling on the 7th floor!
All in all we had a good time - the hotel was a very fair 3 star which is how Thomson's rate it, but we certainly wouldn't go back to either the hotel or Cala Mayor itself.
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