Let me begin by saying my expectation levels on motels are low. I will gladly pay $50 for a reasonable place to lay my head than $100 for a nice place that smells good and has all that extra stuff.
With that said, this place is a phenomenal pile of crap, even by my standards.
We arrived past midnight and the room that was assigned to us had a beeping smoke detector that needed its battery changed. This seems like a small problem, but it's something that would have kept me awake and staring at the ceiling all night. I went to the front desk and the very friendly desk worker switched us to another room.
Let me tell you about this room. I walked in and it looked like a damn murder scene. Bed sheets all over the floor, lamp overturned, shower curtain on the ground; plus, the lights didn't turn on. Obviously, this room was also unacceptable.
So, I went to the front desk guy again and he apologized and switched us to another room. Mind you, all three of these rooms so far have been clear across the motel from each other, so we're running around, lugging our stuff all over creation.
Room no. 3: Beeping smoke detector AGAIN, fridge doesn't work and A/C is shabby. At this point, I'm ready to sleep out on the asphalt like a gd hobo. Front desk says he's going to come change the smoke detector battery so he doesn't have to move us again. While we wait, a roach runs across the floor and a cricket makes its way across the wall. Ten minutes later, he shows up at our door and says they're out of batteries, so he'll have to move us AGAIN. This time it's only a few doors down.
FINALLY, we get a room where everything works. Funny thing is, if we'd have gotten this room to start, I'd likely have gone two stars, maybe three. The room was in pretty shabby shape and the coffee maker was completely molded on the inside (vomitastic!). However, I was able to lay down and sleep here. I don't know if it was mold in the place (it was rather humid inside), but I do know that it took a full day back home at my own house before I could breathe right, so that's also a possibility. You know what? There's no way I'd give this place three stars.
Another gem dandy of a feature of this fine motel is that your key card will stop working at 11 a.m. every day. The less-than-friendly daytime worker told us "that's just the way it is."
So, to wrap this novel of a review up, I would recommend someplace else. There's a Super 8 right down the road that has pretty much the same and I can't imagine it's worse than this pile of poo.
The sign out front of the San Marcos River Inn reads "under new management." If this new management is better than the last, then a slovenly Norman Bates must have been the caretaker.
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