Our stay at the lovely LaGrange, TX River Valley Motor Inn was eye-opening. Upon our arrival, we entered Room 221 to find hair and grease in the provided microwave and suspicous stains on the wall (blood?). We chose not to investigate too closely. The room was dark and had ventilation issues. The decor was reminiscent of a bad porno that we once saw. When we ran into friends who were also guest of the Motor Inn, we learned that not all rooms were created equal. Our neighbors in both 223 and 241 commented that our room was far better than theirs, but we didn't see these rooms ourselves, sadly. We did however spend some time in Room 120, The Honeymoon Suite. This room can only be described as the crown jewel of LaGrange. It featured colonial two-poster headboards bolted to the wall as well as a quarter-operated vibrating bed. In summation, shoudl you ever be blessed with the opportunity to visit fair LaGrange, and you choose to stay in the River Valley Motor Inn- request Room 120, or if need be Room 221, but never Rooms 223 or 241.
Thank you, drive thru.