For two of us on Groupon a room worked out at £54 a night (£27pp). We were trying to guess the full price while we were there - maybe 50% more??? - we'd probably pay that...
No, go on the website and you can book a 'standard room' for two and pay £138 per night!!! If that's for the same room we got then no way could you recommend it (and if not, then why give Groupon people the older, darker, colder, rooms if you want them to return?).
Anyway, presuming no-one ever pays the silly full price, for what we paid it was as you expect - fairly decent. Rooms and bathrooms are a bit dated (old TV, 80's avocado etc), but large, clean and the bed was comfy. I was woken every time someone drunk murder mystery guest staggered through the corridor after midnight, so it wasn't that quiet unfortunately.
Sadly there was an irritating amount of niggly little things broken or not right (the shower was a nightmare) - a handyman could easily sort most of it, but you wonder if they even have one, the whole place seems so short staffed and maybe even short of money. Even the ornamental couch at the top of the stairs in lots of the photos is smashed.
It's all a bit sad as it's a nice old hotel with lovely surroundings and the staff were all nice, if a bit rushed (and perhaps sometimes a tad too informal).
Breakfast was very good, but the evening meal was a mixed bag considering it was £15 for two courses. The wife's garlic mushrooms and haggis-stuffed chicken was really nice, however my soup felt like something out of a tin and the beef main was annoyingly bad. Even the table next to us was laughing about how indedible it was - thin dry slivers of beef with so much chewy fat I had to spit a lot of it out. Plus a little basic dry veg and a tiny yorkshire pud. They'd throw better stuff in the bin at a Toby Carvery, never mind somewhere charging over a tenner a main. Everyone complained (as they had done the night before), and the (admittedly sweet) staff apologised, but there was no impression the kitchen knew or cared. Great sticky toffee pudding though.
Anyway, if you happen to be travelling through and you can get a sensible price then you could do far worse than travel 10 minutes from the motorway - it's certainly got more character than a holiday inn, if not quality or facilities (but the breakfast is better).
If boozed-up, hammy murder mysteries are your thing then there seemed to be lots enjoying that.
If I was in the area then I might consider it again (at a cheap rate), but it wouldn't be first a choice for a luxury romantic weekend away.
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