Probably the most challenging review ever: Those of us old enough to remember "Crossroads motel" will see some parallels here...very hard to put your finger on this strange layout in a lovely location. On arrival the aroma of stale chip fat permeated the entranceway - we were not hopeful - this dissipated a bit later... Having booked a "premier room" we were curious to see what this was like - strange (modern) decor - colourschemes by someone with a colour perception problem, spongey floors, paper-thin walls (we could hear the couple next door...) and the single pair of disposable slippers. After we had fallen about laughing at the prospect of each wearing a slipper, we made a cup of tea. I hate hotels that ration the milk pots - 4 to last two people night and the next morning - why scrimp on something that is not expensive? Sampled trhe dinner menu - actually very nice. The overnight sleep was challenging - the beds are really narrow for two, but the bedding nice. Next morning the thermostat on the shower didn't seem to be working - and the water was piping hot, so we emerged for breakfast looking like a couple of broiled lobsters. Cooked breakfast was fine. So how to score this one - good points and poor points, Would I stay here again? Probably not. Would I eat here again? Probably.
