This hotel is something of a lottery. I've stayed here a dozen times now for various things. It's easy to find, five minutes off the M42, but it's clearly showing it's age. If you pay full price you'll feel ripped off. Get it for their regular advance £29 offer and it's about right.
It's an unusual Butlins/Pontins style chalet-type hotel. A couple of blocks of rooms that open straight out to the outside rather than a lobby. It does mean that in some rooms you can park within feet of your door.
The rooms are a bit of a lottery. They're all the same in size and decor, but they've been variously abused over the years. The worst I had stank with stains over the walls, and the shower hanging off the wall. The best are reasonable and comfortable, if dated. Staff are usually quick to offer alternate rooms if the one given isn't up to your liking.
They advertise Free Wifi, but it's painfully slow, and Satellite TV - though each time I visit there are fewer and fewer channels and we're now down to the five analogue ones, while all the TVs are fairly poorly tuned in leaving lines and ghosting across the screen. People who say there are no plug sockets just aren't looking hard enough. There's one free socket behind the kettle, where the curtain is pulled back over.
Bathrooms are generally the worst part. The tiling is usually blackened to various degrees - as is the ceiling - but the shower works more than adequately. And the toilet flushes - which is more than I can say for some budget hotels I've seen.
Housekeeping is also a lottery. Some will ingore you completely if you're staying more than one day. Others will happily load you up with tea and copious amounts of free biscuits!
Overnight noise will be a problem for light sleepers. The hotel is right next to the dual carriageway and suffers from noise as a result. It's not hideously bad, but if you need silence you'll be bothered.
Overall, cheap and cheerful. But only if you got it cheap.
