We went looking for a decent meal in a country pub in beautiful surroundings and were very disappointed.
* All the restaurant tables had Reservation signs on them - at 11.55am on a Saturday? Clearly a trick to turn-away those didn't quite meet the standard of guest this snotty place thinks it can expect.
* The menu reads well, but food doesn't live up to the descriptions. Oriental Fish Cakes turned out to be deep fried fish & potato balls the size of tennis balls, with no discernible taste beyond potato. Beer battered fish was oily/tasteless and chips were the sort of cheap, powdery-tasting things you get from Iceland.
* Sticky Toffee pudding was a very small piece of toffee sponge with glutenous sauce all over it. Not worth the £5 price tag.
* Staff - no MD in charge. No 'Host'.Two world-weary french speaking waiters who clearly thought we were beneath them.
* Decor - dull beige with hints of mushroom soup. Meaningless Georgian print cartoons on the walls. Tacky high varnished pub tables. Incongruous Michael Jackson CD blaring out of speakers.
This has recently changed hands and so please DONT go off the old reviews in guidebooks. The current version of the Castle is AWFUL. What could be a gorgeous high-cuisine pub with charismatic staff has morphed into a cross between Little Chef and an office reception area.
