This hotel was super cute! I was in Portland on business but immediately wished I'd brought my spouse. I loved the restaurant/bar with its huge fireplace, great menu and interesting cocktails! I highly recommend. Might even try to find a reason to visit Portland again (maybe when it's slightly warmer), just so I can stay here. Wouldn't recommend for family trips though, it's a little noisy at night. But young, hip couples (or even older and still hip couples) would like this place.

1. THEY HAVE EARPLUGS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND - AND - you have to use them. It's not a hotel... it's a motel. There are people walking around outside due to the bar and club. You can hear the pounding of the stereo speakers they play throughout the complex in your room. People are so drunk they try to go into the wrong rooms.
2. THEY HAVE CONDOMS ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND... personally, I prefer chocolates. This dump looks like the place that rents by the hour... and they have the supplies handy too.
3. THEY LEAVE HAIR ON YOUR BEDSHEETS, PILLOWS, TOWELS, SINK, TOILET, BATHTUB... must I go on? They changed me to another room... had the same long black hair on the sheets. Our party rented several rooms... EVERYONE had this problem. The front desk claimed the maid wears a hat... we saw her... not wearing a hat.
4. YOU ARE OVERPOWERED BY THE SMELL OF SPRAY FRANGRANCE... to cover up the marijuana smell.
5. YOU CAN'T WALK ON THE CARPET... because it's not really carpet and is so scratchy, it hurts your feet - bring your slippers!
6. THERE IS NO WHERE TO HANG OR PUT YOUR CLOTHES... yep, no dresser, no drawers, no closet, nothing to hand your clothes or put your suitcase

This place was a filthy, loud dumpy motel, that someone had great marketing skills with. Bait and switch.

Frankly, the overall experience was poor. We are a young couple who enjoy funky, fun hotels. While Jupiter promises similar, it seems that they spend more time telling us their funky, and less time on the important functionality of the space. The wall mural was chinzy (bamboo, really?), the lack of any drawer space, the fact the toilet did not work from the first minute we arrived, the stupid neon blue lights that glow into the rooms at night, the construction noise from 8am, the attempt to recharge a card despite making advance payment, and many more stuff ups, all made this experience a great big sigh for us. Not funky + fun; we experienced the Jupiter as dysfunctional, pretentious crap. We were promised a Metro chill side experience, instead we got an 80s style run-down hotel let-down. And to top it off, it was one of the most expensive hotels in Portland. I know Portlanders pride themselves on not giving a crap, but the money walks elsewhere when not giving a crap comes with not giving a great experience either.

A great, hip designed hotel for your dollar on the hip East Burnside minutes from Downtown. The rooms are designed well - but without pretension or impossible amenities that you can't use. (Instead - very practical amenities: bike rentals, laundry, etc) Also, they make your stay comfortable and cozy - not minimalist as it's mandated by Dwell magazine (ahem - cough, Ace Hotel). Bedding and linens were just right, and being a more mid-century building, I wasn't as drafty as I have been in some converted hotels.
In terms of service, I found the staff extremely welcoming and accommodating. They upgraded me to a room on the quiet side at no extra charge. I will stay here again!