We have just returned from a one night stay at the Alton towers hotel, where we took our daughter as a treat for her fourth birthday. Upon arrival, we had a great smiley welcome from Dawn and Rebecca, they made our still sleepy daughter feel really special. She had no idea where we were, having gone to sleep thinking we were off to a toy shop, and the girls put her very at ease and they obviously noted her upcoming birthday today as within ten minutes of arriving in our room a lovely personalised certificate appeared for her! Nice touch, really appreciated. We'd missed the splash landing waterpark as it closed at four, and we hadnt arrived until five, but we were given our tickets for the next days use, had a thorough explanation of where to go etc, and they let us know where we could have dinner,booked promptly in the secret garden, and see a pirate show before a cabaret later on.
The room was clean and tidy, but it has to be said not really Premier Inn standard. We didn't go for a themed room, may well next time but availability didn't allow this time, however I was very disappointed with the bathroom, small and not well stocked. Our box of tissues had probably two tissues at most, only informed of this by my daughter as she'd used them both. The toilet tissue was quite reminiscent of school 'tracing paper' tissue, and though we had one bottle of shampoo and one body wash, the one little block of soap seemed to compound our thoughts that perhaps corners are being cut slightly.
Dinner in the 'Secret Garden' was really quite good, didn't expect cheap, didn't get it, but my wife and daughter both went for fish and chips, served in quite a fun way with a little frying basket wrapped in newspaper, and my belly pork with apple mash was superb. It is going to be fatty.!? As it's belly pork but it was well cooked and delightfully served. Our starters were ok, but I have to say the pate wasn't great, and the Camembert to share didn't really do it for me. Perhaps the pate had been in the fridge a little too long, prior preparation etc, but it was encased in a solid block of butter, in a ramekin, and whilst disappointing in taste, my bigger concern was to wonder how many days before it had been prepared? The hotel was quiet, and as this was the only restaurant open it seemed a shame that the staff insisted on seating everyone in the conservatory section, making it seem a little overcrowded in here with lots of perfectly well laid up tables elsewhere going begging. Our table was unfortunately slap bang in the middle of the main route through the area, and so every coming and going, plus all staff serving and returning had to go right past our table, unfortunate to start with, frustrating by the end of our meal! Offered the same table at breakfast I politely declined and requested a table by a window overlooking the lake, much better, pity the poor family that had it then though. Buffet breakfast, everyone up and down time and again, worse than our experience I shouldn't wonder.
Pirate Bill put on a short magic show after dinner for the few kids in attendance, and did his best, though many of the children were too young or too intimidated by his magic perhaps to interact in his show, not our daughter, I hasten to add. She had a great time, and really enjoyed his act, but he must find it quite tiring trying to engage with just a few kids at this time of year.
Lastly the water park itself, short but sweet. Brilliant. Even though the outside area was out of commission, weather and time of year I assume, I have to say that this is not going to be our only visit. The staff were superb, friendly to us all during our few hours there, and a credit to themselves and their employers. They gave us honest advice regarding the big slides, and our daughter's capability to ride them, and instilled in us confidence that they know what they're doing and care about it too.
In conclusion, a really good venue, if they're available and you can afford it I'd recommend trying a Themed room. The basic rooms are just that, the restaurant served mostly good food in a manner that's ok but not great, the staff are superb, and the water park is magnificent.
We will be back and will try to tie it into a day in the theme park next time with an early arrival on the previous day to use the water park then.
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