The beginning......
Where do i start? A family trip for one night at the lovelly Portal Hotel Golf & Spa resort. Set in scenic grounds, driving through the golf course into the hotel grounds,first impressions are good. Check in took 40mins to check in 3 pre booked rooms. I was then allocated a room, off i went, only to find the room being cleaned and upside down. Was then told it would be another 45mins before the room was ready, after waiting 40mins to check in prior. An absolute joke. Customer service level was non existant from cocky and miserable staff. Off to the spa.....Spa area was very nice and relaxing, two different steam rooms, two different sauna's and an ice room, large pool and experience shower, was a nice relaxed afternoon.
The Middle........
Come evening the whole family met in the large comfy lobby area at the bar. An evening meal was booked for 8.15pm and was seated straight away only to be left then for 15mins before the drinks order was taken, which we then had to remind them we had drinks coming and where were they. Another 10mins went by then our food order was taken. We then had to ask for bread as non was given before the meal, which we was then charged for. Are they serious. Starters took almost half hour, the main meal took 40mins after starters were cleared, had to ask for salt and pepper, we was told a food item was not availble, which was then available later on. how???? A side order of mixed seasonal veg was asked to go with the main meal, and was then given a bowl of mange tout. Mixed veg...i think not. Good job i like mange tout. The dessert took another 30mins to come after mains were cleared and we was merely left alone in a corner and forgot about. Although the food was very nice it was very sparce. Make sure you are not too hungry if you dine in the restaraunt and don't expect smiles and pleasantness from the waitors and waitresses. You will be asking for too much. The 3 course meal took 3hrs. A laughable unbelievable night. Off we got to bed.
The End........
Just past midnight we were awoken with screams and banging, looked outside to find a half dressed man, blood all over him running across the carpark into the surrounding woodland. Oh my god.....then came running through the corridors banging on doors screaming, it was like a scene from Nightmare on Elm Street, only without Freddy Kruger but with someone else. Then we realised they were in the room directly above us, a group of lads, obviuosly on a golf trip, were beating one of their mates. How friendly. Police were called, which took 30mins for them to arrive, they were not informed of the severity of the attacks going on in the hotel. Then all went quiet around 4am, finally some sleep, then....a dog starts barking, oh please, what now? Obviuosly a police dog, so drugs were involved, would this dog shut up barking, no. It had found something. Why of all nights, i was the only one from our party who had to go to work the next day. So far no sleep. I was getting up in 2hrs, ha, what a joke. Then finally, finally, all went quiet, all 15 of the lads were arrested and taken away, I'd hate to see the damage done to that room. There was blood all over the doors, along the walls down the corridor, it really was a case of CSI. So, i think, an hours sleep before i get up to go to work, then i hear snoring...you have got to be kidding me, the walls are that thin i could hear the next room snore. A sleepless night, poor customer service......NEVER AGAIN.
That experience may be a one night only thing, but that blood filled night was enough for me to say i will not stay in that hotel again, not only for the attacks of the night, but also by the way the staff presented themselves and treated guests with no curtesy!!!!!!!!
................The End.