We spent 3 nights of our honeymoon on La Digue and took a chance with Patatran. The reviews are hit or miss, but we thought we'd try it. It was terrible! Actually, the room was probably the best part of the hotel, which doesn't say much. The entrance was in an alley behind the building. The bathroom had a terrible mildew smell. They decorate the rooms with flowers which bring all kinds of ants in. We could tell they tried to update the vanity in the bathroom, but did an awful job. Nothing else had been updated since 1970, even the towels - they were fraying everywhere. The room we stayed in had no privacy on the balcony from the room next to us, and it seems like that was the case with most rooms. The staff was indifferent and unhelpful most of the time. We tried to book a fishing trip through them and they didn't get back to us until we asked, when they told us it was too windy to go out. We found a local at the port who was great and took us snorkeling also. If you want to use the internet, bring your smart phone or computer and be prepared to pay an arm and a leg, because there is not one to use there (or go to an internet cafe). There are no safes in the room, only in the lobby so you have to drop your things off there. And they ask that you leave your key with them when you leave, although we never did this. The restaurant was even more of a disappointment. The food was average, at best. There were some things that were inedible, including the "fresh" fish and auberge salad. The $18 cocktails didn't taste like they had any alcohol in them. They didn't offer milk for after dinner coffee. We rented bicycles while we were there that were a joke. They were completely rusted, and the wheels and peddles were almost falling off. Most of the seats were tearing apart. The pool was tiny with only about 8 seats around it. The pool chair cushions were disgusting - I was afraid to sit on them without a towel. The outdoor shower doesn't work, and doesn't look like it's worked in years. The entire hotel was completely unkempt with mildew and chipping paint everywhere. It's a shame that the hotel is in such disarray because it has potential to be beautiful. The views are amazing, and the beach would be nice if it wasn't surrounded with a concrete wall. If you're going to La Digue, pay the extra money to stay at L'Orangeraie. We had dinner at the hotel just a short walk down the street (L'Ocean) and it was excellent. I wish I had photos to show just how terrible Patatran is.
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